#agent ivan

[handlelevine60]

Planning on making another Agent OC.

Well ocs.

[ijumpbridges]

The whole car ride

They going slow cuz they still near the Black queen headquarters.

@nayafenix15

@anonimas-nominadas

[site-21]

Went into the office today, Ivan was eating candied fucking ribs.

CANDIED FUCKING RIBS

I need to resign

-Hans

[ramgirlwarlord]

Site-21 Crew Shitpost #2

Fink: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Riviera, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Clark: Do you take constructive criticism? Riviera: I only take cash or credit.

Riviera: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Clark, not looking up from their book: Spear. Riviera: BLOCKED.

*Heisenberg is cooking* Clark: Any chance that’s for me? Heisenberg: It’s for Fink. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Riviera: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Heisenberg: I think Fink was right. Clark: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Riviera: They wouldn't do that. Fink: You're right, Riviera. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Fink: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Fink Told You So' on the back*

Heisenberg: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Clark: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Riviera: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Fink: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Ivan: My moral code, is that you? Heisenberg: Heisenberg: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Heisenberg, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Clark: Hey. Riviera: Hi. Fink: Hello. Ivan: Hey! Heisenberg: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Hans: We were out of Doritos.

[site-21]

I wonder how mad Ivan would be if I killed Hans. He ruined a perfect a great a good an alright vacation.

-Heisenberg

[site-21]

I do not understand point of oven mittens, 425 Fahrenheit is weak enough number for just grabbing food out of oven with bear hands, I have done it multiple times.

-Agent Ivan

[site-21]

Unfortunately, according to personal assistant it is "ill-advised" to post pictures of charred D-class personnel onto public page.

As compromise, I will instead post pictures of inanimate objects that have been burnt instead. I will also pass out calendar of flamed bodies if you see me around building.

до свидания

-Agent Ivan

[site-21]

Fink created a confession box for the site, so here are some randomly picked (with my comments ofc)

"I don't trust dion" (neither do i but here we are)

"Ivan scares me, like genuinely" (he scares me too and hes my boss)

"When are hans and ivan getting married?" (fuck you dummköpfe)

"Heisenberg's kinda-" (I know who you are and im reporting you to Heisenberg)

"This site is more unstable than site-19" (thank you we try)

Well thats it, auf Wiedersehen

-Hans