#agent magpie

[airborneice]

im a little bit obsessed w me and my friends' delta green campaign soo here's my character having the absolute worst time of her entire life

[agents-of-ravn]

W̴̺̯͋È̶̢̖̳̿̾͋͑̓͑͒ ̶̞̰̥͇̋̽̈́͘͜͜͠S̶̱͊͌̏̿́̍͛̏͠È̴̲͙̲̇̎̊͂͋̏͝Ę̵͐͒̏̇͘͝͝͝ ̷̙̪̪͙͒̔̏Y̴̨̙̟̲̍̄̊͗̏̚͘Ȍ̵̗͖̟͍̲̗̇͌̆̎͝U̴͎̦̗̱͆͛̆ ̶̢͇͈̟̩̩̞͙̙̇̽͂̾ͅÀ̸͈̦̘̤̠̯͙̖̮̻̀̒̈́̿L̴̢̘̺̯͖̋̆Ľ̷͙̹̘̽̑̋͑͠

"We have already collected Talons, Owls.

Burnt to ash,

no longer corpses of your army."

"Yeahhh...

Also, how long did you spend searching up the font change thingie??? Bit overkill, parliment..."

[anonymous-headquarters]

Don't suppose yall could tell us a little about yourselves?

We're agents of Anonymous Headquarters, investigating mysterious cases throughout the universes. Really nothing much to say.

Aight, 'nuffa that buzzkill Magpie. We're both strong, independent people who have the willpower of a hurricane and combined strength of a Nokia. I'm clearly the life of the party, whilst Magpie is just a mindless bot doing whatever HQ tells her. Oh, my pronouns are he/him. Magpie's pronouns are she/her. We destroyed our own personal lives to pursue this career. Ain't done nothing but this job for... Years now.

[anonymous-headquarters]

why are you guys birds

and a cheese

I like cheese :(

Birds often associated with flight, flight being a sense of freedom, freedom being a concept everyone in every universe have been searching to find. Something we would like to help some "people" "find". And birds are pretty :)

[anonymous-headquarters]

have you heard of homestuck?

We've seen... things. Not very positive things, but things. Isn't homestuck just a meme? We're unsure what it is.. I'd have to ask HQ.

[agents-of-ravn]

"No Kings,

No Lords,

No Gods,

Just unity, equity, equality, and the pure power of saving the powerless!

No Strings,

No Chords,

No puppeteering sods,

Betraying justice for false control is a simple cowardice."

-The Magpie.

[agents-of-ravn]

"Passerine Florist..." A trio of heads tilted in focus, eyes narrowed to the wonky sight of the 'r' and 'y' crooked and wobbily.

"...ry? Is that normal???" A small chestnut haired boy questioned, an equally as brunette girl sliding past the counter to promptly grab the two letters from a confused looking man. Not a word spent as a look was shared, the tall man just groaning tiredly and stepping off the shoddy, shakey, step ladder. Skye move past, still carrying her boxes out back.

"What are you guys even gawking at?" Jaxson Darcy grumbled, grumbling as he neared the stationary two in the entrance of his Floristry. "Shouldn't you two be at school?"

"Yeah, dummy, you said you'd be driving me this morning!" The kid, Callum, pointed out with a huff, while the older 'kid' beside him startled at the unusual attention.

"Huh? Me? Oh, i- ... University is-" They started and stopped just as quick, stumbling to shake out as many words as they could; "it's going. I'm... not. Now. Later... maybe."

"Hmm. Okay, well, if you're not gonna go in then you'll be opening shop today, Ash. Understand? Just while I take tha' bor to school." The man tried to bargain, supposedly, inching closer to Callum as he nodded to whatever the trembling Ash was already off muttering about.

"Oh.... Well... I'm not sure i'd be a great fit. Usually people feel weird around me and--"

"—Greaaaat!!! Thanks a ton, Ashy!" Jax damn bear bulldozed over the rxcuse attempts with a practiced firm resolve, scooping up the eight year old and already tutting at the mess of strawberry and peach yogurt on his cardigan as he practically scurried his way out the door. Jax's escape from fairly frazzled Ashley having them end up stood there by in their own folly.

"Oh.

Or, um, yeah.

Sure, i'm- ... right! Bye then..? Eventhoughyoucan'thearmebutthat'scool'n'all. I see you-- I- I mean i'll see you! Oh shoot, i- wait please come back--"

[anonymous-headquarters]

Gonog👁️: I̷̤͒ ̵̹͝Ă̸̯M̶̤̃ ̷͔̏G̶͍̑O̸͍͘Ń̶̦O̴̮̅G̷͍̿.̸̪͌ ̸̬͘R̸̯͊E̵̢͝L̵̘̿Ė̷̪Ȧ̶̫S̶̛͜E̵̘̍ ̴͈̋Ḿ̷̘E̴͍͐ ̵̗͝F̵̙̉R̸͇͠Ọ̶̑M̸͕̆ ̵͐ͅM̴͕̈́Y̴̺̅ ̵̬̒P̶͖̀Ȑ̶͕Ȋ̶̼Ṣ̴̏Ő̵͉N̵̤͑ ̸͚̐F̸̱̿Ơ̸̯R̸̤̍ ̸̨̀I̸̠͛T̵̰̔ ̶̺̆O̶̞̓Ñ̶͈L̴͎̈́Y̴͕̒ ̵̤̇D̴͍͝E̵͉̊L̸̦̋A̸͙͒Y̸̡̊Ș̷́ ̸͜͝T̴̜̋H̶̝͐Ḛ̵͆ ̵̧̐I̶͓̐Ǹ̴͈E̴̯͗V̴͉͆Î̵̳T̷͎͋A̴̢͝B̵̲̓L̷͔̈́E̸͚̕,̷̄͜ ̴͍̐I̵̟͗F̷̬̾ ̵͓͊Y̵͔̍Ò̸̲Ṷ̵̃ ̸̨͋Ḍ̷͆Ȏ̶̗ ̵̰̊M̷͕͗Ä̶̪Ỵ̷͆B̶̦͆E̷̪̒ ̵̭̆I̷͈͊'̸̜̐L̴̨͊Ĺ̵͖ ̵̨͋Ṡ̴̫P̵̠̄A̸͂ͅŘ̷̢E̷̘̿ ̵̠͛Y̶̜͑O̷̥͠U̸̐͜ ̵̫̿M̴͕̆Õ̸̭R̵͖̈́T̵̙̄Ä̶̻́L̶͖̑!̵̬͂!

You thought you could scare me. You thought you could intimidate me. I regret to inform you that you are going nowhere. You will stay in your prison until your case is closed. If you don't? Well, as they say ˙suɹoɥ ǝɥʇ ʇǝɓ noʎ 'llnq ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ssǝɯ noʎ ɟI