#agent michael

[zephyr-the-artist]

" Heya! I was exploring some files in the TCF and found Zia's File- for The... Outburst Incident I think it was called?.. "

" Who's Agent Mike? Or Full name being Agent Micheal?? It says in the file he was the main cause for the incident but my siblings and parents won't tell me who that is! "

" Just hoping maybe someone knew who the dude was. "

*Lu scowls at Holly, her body beginning to warp and distort as she glitches*

Eugh, Agent Mike… don’t get me STARTED, buddy.

He’s not only an asshole, but he’s a bitch too! He’s not only caused Zia’s Outburst, but he’s also caused The Nightmare Incident after being revived as the Trollge known as Leto too, and probably multiple other incidents on top of that aswell!

We… don’t really condone bringing up his name, so please refrain from doing that.

[mail-me-a-snail]

on this day, august 15, in the year 2020, i began writing and publishing what would become my favorite contribution to the half life fandom: the gman/barney swap au, otherwise known as the "security chief calhoun" au!!!

we've been through 12 chapters with these three dumb idiots, their dog, and a complete lack of braincell between them--here's to--hopefully--many more!!

thank you all who have read the fic and left comments, kudos, screamed under art and asks...thank you. <33

[security-chief-calhoun]

Hiya Calhoun! You'd said that Agent Michael knows Morse code. I was just curious, do you know it as well? And if so have you used it any time recently? Again, just curious...

"Well, all government and government project officials should know their Morse code! I can't tell ya how many sticky situations I'd still be in if I didn't know it."

"Some of the lights 'round Black Mesa tend to flicker, so it's always fun to try and figure out what they're saying. Government what-have-you's tend to be painfully boring--you gotta make do."

"As for if I've used it recently...well, he never responded."

[mail-me-a-snail]

chapter 8, amirite.

based off of:

[mail-me-a-snail]

personally my favorite moment from the new chapter :] Agent Michael fuckin’ shit up and taking nothin’ from no one! (Especially Houndeyes).

[security-chief-calhoun]

CHAPTER ELEVEN: Lost Lambdas Read from the beginning

Chapter summary:

Reunited at last, the Lost Lambdas take the stage! They'll need an opening act, and Gordon and Michael are happy to oblige. They'll quickly learn that, in dealing with turrets, aliens, and magnets, three more pairs of hands are better than none!

tag list:

@just-a-space-nugget @splatoonlink @neoncreeper6 @scringee @starl1ght-child @oreinsbelt @cielosphere @pyro-technically @egg-on-a-legg @crowbarcollector @caramellvibecheck @nakitengoku @yugidmega @0sha-ink-rose @sorashiro001 @blumoonwolf @lenroot @titanorosa @neohart @a-magical-boy

[mail-me-a-snail]

I think they should meet :] cowboy eldritch versus video game eldritch FIGHT!!!! meanwhile the g-dads bond over funky socks!

[security-chief-calhoun]

How does everyone feel about the other 2?

take a look at this handy dandy chart i drew up :] michael can pull a few favours in to get that legal opportunity, but i dont think gordon would want that.