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This is a casual reminder that smutty fanfiction about fellow agents is grounds for demotion to F-Class. This is doubly true if it stars an S-Class. On an unrelated note, would Recruit E-2123 please report to Chris's office at her earliest convenience? ...By which I mean now?

Also, Juliana would like me to remind you all that she keeps all relations with outsiders strictly professional and any rumors stating otherwise are lies, slander, and probably going to get you a one-way ticket to your variant of the afterlife.

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Edited comment data in data entry H-8801:

"Do not shoot on sight. Jules, you can't just put a 'shoot on sight' order on someone just because they piss you off somehow. Seriously, get a grip."

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A casual reminder to all agents that make-out sessions are not a valid reason to skip out on work. You know who you are. All of you.

On an unrelated note, would a Time caster please report to the training halls? Hall 5 is experiencing a spatial-temporal slip. Again.

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Just figured I'd post a casual reminder to all agents that SFA-558 is a relatively stable system and tampering with it is against protocol. If you want to enter the Trophy Smash Fighting Tournament, please ping me or S-02 about "Operation Mii Fighter" so we don't risk another Potential Collapse Scenario like what happened the last time the tournament was announced.

~Ellen

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(A package arrives. Contained within is a potato. That's it.)

"...Ugh, it's all moldy..."

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Attn.: All Agents

As you may know, several critical portions of ISIS's database went down, preventing the system from processing log and message data. We have fixed the issue, so if anyone needs to submit mission logs, now's the time. And do so quickly so Judge Judy doesn't murder me for being at fault for incomplete documentation.

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Ellen: ff+ Buster Rod G

"...Why would you even write this?

It's a monkey. I don't even care that it's a robotic one, that's still some level of weird.

...To be fair, though, I'd probably at least consider it."

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☭ (Dr. Castle or Synthia, digital-insanity)

(Ellen vs. Dr. Castle)

Battle Theme: Spiral Knights - Boss 1

Battle intro: "Let's see if that armor really is impenetrable!"

Victory: "You're going to have to try harder than that to get through this chassis!"

Defeat: "You're good... mind helping me make some improvements to this thing...?"

Assist: "Your move, rook!"

Taunt: "I've seen cats more intimidating than your sorry ass!"

Reacting to Taunt: "Oh, as if you've been doing any better!"

Tie: "Looks like we're both gonna need to do some repairs..."

Perfect Victory: "...I think I got a little carried away..."

Finishing Move: "Let's see just how much that armor can take!"