#digital-insanity

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The Emperor is right here! Diavolo!

“OK, that’s it, I’m filing my complaint with the one responsible for this. Personally.”

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■ (Juliana, patrolling-infinity)

"Such a commandeering and aggressive lady... I do wonder how she alone aided in the creation of the ISPA."

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This is a casual reminder that smutty fanfiction about fellow agents is grounds for demotion to F-Class. This is doubly true if it stars an S-Class. On an unrelated note, would Recruit E-2123 please report to Chris's office at her earliest convenience? ...By which I mean now?

Also, Juliana would like me to remind you all that she keeps all relations with outsiders strictly professional and any rumors stating otherwise are lies, slander, and probably going to get you a one-way ticket to your variant of the afterlife.

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A casual reminder to all agents that make-out sessions are not a valid reason to skip out on work. You know who you are. All of you.

On an unrelated note, would a Time caster please report to the training halls? Hall 5 is experiencing a spatial-temporal slip. Again.

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"Hey, Synthia! You wouldn't happen to know where Jules is, would you? We haven't seen her all day, which isn't normal at all, and her last logged warp was to somewhere nearby..." (Ellen, patrolling-infinity)

"…She and I had a brief discussion on certain… topics, and I gave her a special tour of the castle, which she wanted to see for some reason. Nothing else of interest happened.

…She’s also going to be away for a while, so I’ll message her if you need anything. Something about a much-needed vacation.

Now if you excuse me, I need to take care of some catty rumors, along with the source. Maybe the little eavesdropper will permanently shut herself up if I tape that mouth shut.”

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So I heard rumors of a certain Ms. J and Ms. S hooking up a few weeks ago

I'm gonna need two things:

A.) confirmation of the truth of these rumors

and, if the above comes up as true, B.) A reason as to why I was never invited to meet the new couple

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☭ (Juliana, patrolling-infinity)

(Vs. Juliana as ‘Awakened’ Synthia)

Battle Theme: Weakling, Weakling - All-Star Battle

Battle intro: “I’ve already exceeded and outclassed you. Time to finish you and your petty organization.”

Victory: “Now, beg like the sniveling dog you are! I want to see your pitiful face before I erase you from existence!”

Defeat: “N-No… perhaps I haven’t reached perfection yet…”

Assist: “Perform for me, Juliana.”

Taunt: “Why bother fighting me if I already know every move you’re going to make?”

Reacting to Taunt: "Even your taunts are predictable! How pathetic."

Tie: “I’ll be honest, this was not in my calculations…”

Perfect Victory: “Well, that’s it. I’ve successfully reduced you to your true form: Nothing.”

Finishing Move: “This is farewell.”

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☭ (Synthia, digital-insanity)

Juliana vs. Synthia

Battle theme: click

Battle intro: "Let's see if your as skilled as your appearance would suggest...?"

Victory: "Just as I thought. An impersonator, not an equal."

Defeat: "By you... of all beings? Perhaps I underestimated Ellen's craftsmanship..."

Assist: "Miss Integrus, if you would?"

Taunt: "Me and my subordinates taught you everything you know. You stand no chance against me."

Reacting to Taunt: "Perhaps you forgot who's in charge in this pecking order?"

Flee: "I would love to continue, but I have other matters that need attending to. I'm sure you understand."

Reacting to Flee: "A wise decision, ultimately. I applaud your foresight."

Tie: "My... blow for blow... Your skill is as admirable as my own..."

Perfect Victory: "Adept at creating illusions, but unable to see through them... Pathetic..."

Finishing Move: "You've fought well, my dear. But now it's time to say goodnight..."