#agent-taser-pants

[hunteredit]

Both packs are fabulous! Thank you so so much! <333

thank you ♥ ♥ ♥

[the-blackest-spider]

"How did you find me? Do you have me microchipped or something?"

“No we only tag threats, you’re not a threat. Though… youare on a list…” Well actually Natasha hadn’t meant to find Darcy, but thingshappen sometimes. “But anyways. Hi, how are you?” She asked with a small shrug.

[razzmatash]

agent-taser-pants replied to your post: I just broke my favourite tea cup. My ...

oh my god i’m sorry :( I know that feel. I had a beauty and the beast mug and it got shattered during my move ;w; and I had that since I was little

okay not only am i crying with you, my roommate whimpered as well when i read this to her. breaking things just shouldn't happen. there should be a magical bubble around it that keeps everything safe because i am now done with this day

robertcarlyle replied to your post:I just broke my favourite tea cup. My day is now...

:(((((((((((((((((((((((

cue uncontrollable sobbing. 

[deadpoolwasnothere]

slurred words

"I wan' that girl to fuckin' tase the hell outta me ya knowww?"

[deadpoolwasnothere]

agent-taser-pants reblogged your post and added:

SHOULD YOU WRITE THE STARTER OR SHOULD I? :D sorry...

GURL IF YOU COULD THAT WOULD BE BOMB.

[boykingrebel-blog]

Sam x Darcy {Domestic Meme}

send me a ship and i'll answer

who cooks normally? sam

how often do they fight? rarely

what do they do when they’re away from each other? leave some voicemails or send some pics

nicknames for each other? sam wouldn't usually call her nicknames, but darcy would probably call him anything

who is more likely to pay for dinner? sam

who steals the covers at night? darcy

what would they get each other for gifts? maybe perfumes

who kissed who first? darcy kissed sam first

who made the first move? still darcy

who remembers things? sam 

who started the relationship? both

who cusses more? sam

what would they do if the other one was hurt? they'd stay as close to the other as possible, trying to help in any way

[boykingrebel-blog]

Hello Sam.

send me a HELLO and i'll answer

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[x] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[x] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[x] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[x] Yes.

[] No.

[widowx-archive]

[Text]: I may have accidentally handcuffed myself to the stairs.

Text my muse one of the following...

[Text]: ...Perhaps a bit TMI, but what were you doing that needed handcuffs?