#agent8kin

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I have an interesting Canon Names ask game addition I think.

I'm Agent 8 from Splatoon. Obviously I dont have an actual canon name. In my timeline though I had one.

Kinda.

I went by 8. Why? Well I was very unoriginal with names. In my timeline Octarians didnt get names. We got numbered, Our generation, and generic serial number within that generation. Marina chose her name after she escaped, I took awhile to "think" of one. I dont remember my generation number (though it was likely just a few less than Marina's, as the gen number is part of canon), but my serial number was 3184.

Before I ever thought of getting a name I was just always called 8. Agent 3 and 4 had proper names (However I dont remember them) and they asked me about mine since I never mentioned it, and they were tired of calling me Agent 8 I guess. I never even thought I needed a name, I was so used to being called a number already.

I ended up just sticking with it. 8 seemed to be repeated through my above ground experiences, so why not make it official, right? I dont think agent 3 and 4 were too happy with that choice honestly. They loved to point out how unoriginal I was with a lot of things (in a friendly teasing way since it was just my personality). Marina thought it was funny though, she liked it even if I didnt really get out of the number name, it was at least a number I chose myself.

~Agent 8 ♟🕯

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So I remembered that I had a sister. She’s not canon to the games though so I doubt I’ll ever find her. Kyra if you’re out there I miss you… -Agent 8

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kinning agent 8 and a octoling version of neo agent 3 and having cuttlefish talk about the "evil octarians" is..? 🤨 like i know the intro of splatoon 3 is meant to riff on how 1 and 2's hero modes were the same but hello !!!!

(lighthearted. i'm not actually mad. i just think its funny. come on old man you know better than this)

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hello it’s the weirdo with the most random kins here to state all of their misdeeds hooray

ink just sorta tried to protect everything and then when he ran out of his vials all hell broke loose and yeah

agent 8 killed/splatted a lot of sanitized octolings and octarians, but it was in self defense (giving me i dropkicked that child in self defense vibes lmao)

zim, need i say more

ink demon, AGAIN NEED I SAY MORE

flug, oh boy, tortured a LOOOTTA people like holay shittt he had a lotta test subjects, yelled at demencia a lot but that was normal everyday stuff, fought a lot of heroes, heros, uhhhh heroes looks more right

tom just is an ass and probably spent a lot their money on alcohol, honestly how did they not loose all their money from him it was insane

robin/duck guy didn’t really do anything but resist roy and boy did he pay

i don’t usually talk like this but i’m stuck in an ink shift i didn’t even realize i was in so i’m gonna go, idk listen to music play video games and draw like i usually do?? byeee

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two of my kintypes can’t touch water (zim and agent 8) so water is just disgusting and i have problems with dehydration because i just don’t wanna drink it cuz eww

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MAN I got the new splatoon game and for the first time Im actually doing the online modes. And damn I usually hate competative miltiplayer games like this. Ive loved tf2 for years, cant play a second of it cause the competative game genre usually fills me with so much anxiety.

But splatoon doesnt have that problem! Im having so much fun. I havent felt connected to my splatoon kin/kinsider in so long (since octo expansion released), and this has thrown me so deep into the shift. And all I can think abt is splatoon and UHG IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!!

~Agent 8/Maybe Dedf1sh and others 🕯♟️

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i know everyone in the splatoon fandom hates clam blitz but i was the top clam blitz player for a long time in my canon so idk get good ig??

- agent 8

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people have made 8d videos of the music from my source and sometimes i like to listen to them at night with my eyes closed and just imagine. the 8 ball test theme makes me feel despondent and hopeless but in like a way that feels like i still have to keep moving forward. like i don't have a choice, like life is going to move me forward if i don't do it myself. i don't know if that means anything. - agent 8