Pretend it’s from Domino: ☘
Send ☘ for a compliment from my muse | open
“Oh, barf. Hold on. I gotta pop an anti-nausea pill if we’re gonna do this. Alright. I don’t like you and you don’t like me, but you’re…a better agent than me. If you rub those words in my face I’ll slap you so fucking hard your precious princess pigtails will never get their curl back, but it’s true. The grunts listen to you. Even though you don’t appreciate them and don’t have a fucking care to spare for anyone but your teacher’s pet, Jared.”
“Me, I’d put my bare ass on the line for almost any one of these cunts but I— There’s something you’re getting that I’m not. And it drives me to fucking despair trying to figure out what that is.”














