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“I’m thinking o’ doing that serious dating thing again.”

#agentkahlua #;;comeback special #WHY IS HE TELLING HER #WHO KNOWS

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“If anyone asks what happened here, we blame it on Whiskey.”

❛ oh , please , you know you wanna see how good my ass looks in some new wranglers. jude’s out in cambodia or some shit. . . maybe it was china , honestly , i can’t remember. i’ll buy you something nice , and no i’m not ashamed to admit i’m buying you as a friend. ❜ / @agentkahlua x

#hi welcome to this shitshow named logan .#agentkahlua #in character / l. johnson → reply.

ȹ [ DAD NO ]

send an “ϖ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes. Or alternatively, send“ȹ” for my muse to accidentally send your muse nudes.

Listen. The man has needs, and when he’s in Manhattan, he’s not getting them met. So he’s gotta improvise. The view his pad has over New York City is stunning, just the perfect backdrop for a dick pic. With the help of a drone he has, he poses in front of the window and takes a picture. And by pose, he simply holds his dick up while the drone takes a picture of it and the Manhattan skyline.

[ sms: Kahlua ]; miss you 😘

How he sends it to Kahlua when it was meant for Vic, he’ll never know. But the MOMENT he sends it, he checks it again ( always does after the fact ), and his face. Goes. Pale. “Oh, shit. Ooooohhh shit oh shit oh shit.”

[ sms: Kahlua ]; DON’T[ sms: Kahlua ]; FUCKING[ sms: Kahlua ]; OPEN[ sms: Kahlua ]; THAT[ sms: Kahlua ]; TEXT

And now…. he waits.

#featuriiiing #ghcstcherry #statescherrybomb #bc im Trash. but also HOW DARE YOU A;SLKDFJ #agentkahlua #let me translate that for you. ( answered )

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“Flygirl, how do you feel about taking a dip in the Atlantic with yours truly?” Whiskey’s sly grin was made even more unpalatable by his swagger toward her, arms spread open in invitation. “Promise I won’t let you drown.”

#agentkahlua #;;whiskey neat #jack why are u like this

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