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Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog

moved him to an actual blog??? omg.

#.ooc.

governmentofficial:

“I don’t know. The offer seems too good to be true, though. I am glad it is not false, of course, but you cannot blame me for being suspicious.”

“Nah, I’d be the same way if someone offered me free booze.” He shrugged off any offense he took from Mycroft’s early suspicions and tone. “But you should always expect only good stuff from me from now on. I don’t give away shit.”

#governmentofficial #;;comeback special

statesangria:

“ oh, shut up. you know i need a hug. ”

“So do a lot of people, darlin’.” He did at least turn around to say that to her.

“And if you want a hug, you gotta come and get it.”

#statesangria #;;whiskey neat

governmentofficial:

“Sorry, this is a little unclear. Is it terrible wine - in which case, no thank you, I do not want it - or does some fool thing that sending you good wine is a joke that will annoy a man? If the latter, please, give me as many cases as you want.”

“I ain’t a wine guy, but from what I’ve researched, this is the good stuff. Why would I hand you shit?”

#governmentofficial #;;comeback special

golfgalaxy

#i logged on to witness this #bye #;;booze's a spillin' (crack)

@statesangria

“Alright, I can tell when my company ain’t wanted--”

#statesangria #;;whiskey neat

whiskedeggs

Unnecessary But Necessary.gif

#;face #;suited up

whiskedeggs

“Well, pick him up!”

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) dir. Matthew Vaughn

#;face

kingsmannetwork

Get down!

#;face #;suited up

a-gent-galahad

Jack Daniels | codename: Whiskey

#;face

storiesnotyettold:

“Still hate them…” Tequila muttered as he kept struggling with the damn tie. Finally, he gave up. Either Whiskey would be happy with it or he would have to live with the fact that it’s still crooked.

“You sayin’ you liked any uniform you got sicc’ed with in the past?” He eyed the knot for a second, his nose wrinkling at the creases on the silk...but there wasn’t much else that could be done. “Alright, at least it’s straight for once. Maybe you’ll get a pat on the back from Champ when he sees ya.”

#storiesnotyettold #;;whiskey neat

governmentofficial:

“Delightful if it’s a nice bottle, yet too often a host makes the wrong choice with dinner. An acceptable drink. Why?”

“Got one too many bottles of the stuff at home now thanks to some asshole pranking my entire office about my alcoholic preferences. Was wonderin’ if you’d like a few cases.”

#governmentofficial #;;comeback special

statesangria:

“ i was good, ” she chuckles, moving to curl up in his lap. finally, she manages to peel her eyes away from the photo, staring up at jack’s face as she lays her head on his shoulder. “ i knew i should’a stayed away from you while i was carryin’ her. ”

“You stay away from me? Now that woulda been real suspicious.” He reached over, pushing a strand of hair away from her face. The two of them made quite the cosy, depressing picture.

“Would you object if I sent her a lil’ something for her birthday?”

#statesangria #;;comeback special

statesangria:

“ alright, then can you at least give me your shoe size? ” she huffs, taking the card and taking a seat at his laptop. “ ‘cause i don’t wanna hear no whinin’ when they don’t fit. ”