#agentphilcoulsonmemes

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Alright, Felan, what was the inspiration for that beautiful drawing on the wall in Tony's lab? The one with the unicorns?

I didn’t draw on the walls because that’s against the rules an I know better than to break the rules Mommy don’t go check I promise it wasn’t me!

UNCLE TONY DID IT FIRST

[memecaptainsteverogers]

u look so happy in that video and couslon is blushing when he gets to dance w/ u ^_^

Aw, I’ll dance with Phil Coulson any day, as long as he doesn’t mind me probably stepping on his feet. I can use the practice. 

Whaddaya say, @agentphilcoulsonmemes, you and me at the swing dance club this weekend? I can’t promise I’ll be light on my feet but if nothing else it’ll keep you nimble. 

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Darcy! Hi! How is Agent Coulson doing with Hawkeye being away on a super secret spy mission? Is he more mopey lately?

@agentphilcoulsonmemes is fine; why would he be mopey? His Obnoxious Man-Child isn’t around to steal his pens and throw them at the targets he keeps drawing on Phil’s ceiling tiles. Oh, and his “secret” stash of mini chocolate bars has remained relatively unmolested for an unprecedented length of time.If anyone’s mopier than usual, it’s Lucky, and that’s because we don’t feed him leftovers for every single meal.

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Periwinkle, just thought you should know!

Periwinkle: You make me laughAww, thanks dad!You make me, um...You make me think before I say things? Sometimes.Once or twice.

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Happy Birthday, @agentphilcoulsonmemes 

I... I ordered a Captain America cake.

THIS IS NOT A CAPTAIN AMERICA CAKE, DAIRY QUEEN

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

After seeing Matt's playlist.... am I able to even ask for one, I mean I did get you your ipod back. (Really I just want to see what you come up with other than "secret agent man".)

@agentphilcoulsonmemes‘ Playlist

“Secret Agent Man”  - Johnny Rivers

“Stabbed” - Glasvegas (A lovely little poem set to Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonanta)

“Back From the Dead” - Skillet

“Titanium” - David Guetta/Sia“Hold My Hand” - Michael Jackson

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

@loki-god-of-memes reanimated my dead goldfish with his handwavy powers

he said it was easy because goldfish “haven’t got much stock in the brain department”

and then he muttered something that sounded suspiciously like “rather like Thor” so anyway now @agentphilcoulsonmemes, @pietromemeimoff, and @memequeenpeggycarter’s “Suddenly Not Dead Anymore” club has a mascot

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Okay @agentmemesimmons, Tower rule Number One - @agentphilcoulsonmemes is OURS. We claimed him as our Secret Agent Dad before you even knew him. You can’t take him away, it’ll make @hawkmemeguy cry.  PS: LEAVE MY CAT ALONE.