Mar 13, 2019
Your interpretations of WikiHow illustrations give me life
I’m so glad you like them, they’re literally the only creative content I can come up with these days, lol
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Your interpretations of WikiHow illustrations give me life
I’m so glad you like them, they’re literally the only creative content I can come up with these days, lol
I heard from Ms Lewis that this is the place to go if I need help with some math. Is that correct? Can you help? Whit L-S
Nari and Vali here, giving you our “Older Sibling (and Dad) Homework Helper Rundown”.Sleip’s into theoretical math and stuff - he won’t be able to talk you through it or anything, being non-verbal, but if you give him a problem he’ll try to walk you through it. Also, Astronomy and the Other Realms.Fen’s your guy for practical math - stuff you’ll actually use in the real world - along with chemistry, to a point. He’s also into anatomy and health and stuff. Jor’s the one you want for Midgardian history, since he’s been living there the longest. He’s also great for editing and art stuff, since he does both of those things for careers. Also very willing to talk for long periods of time about sea creatures, reptiles, and people he claims he’s slept with. (Good luck trying to avoid that last one)Hela’s got access to a bunch of famous dead people so if you’ve gotta do biography reports, try to find time to slip her some questions to ask ‘em.And Dad knows stuff about everything, so if these guys can’t help you, he can.
Thoughts on AOS Star Trek Bones?
Okay first of all, y’all need to use commas, because someone could think you were asking about something other than their opinions on tv shows. That being said; AOS - that’s Agents of Shield, right? I watched the first two seasons, but I lost interest when it got… weird. Like, it was already weird watching a show that’s supposedly about people you know doing things you know they’ve never done, you know? But then it went all banana balls, plot-wise, and I was like “Nah”.But I gotta say, what the MCU lacks in factual storytelling, they make up for in finding actors who look eerily identical to the people they’re portraying. (With the exception of Hela and Fenris, obviously)I was raised on Star Trek: Next Generation. Jean-Luc Picard is my Captain (followed by Jack Harkness, Carol Danvers, and Steve Rogers. In that order.) The crew of the Enterprise NCC 1701 D (and E) is like a weirdly distant, unresponsive extension of my family, lol.
I’ve watched DS9, sat through large swaths of Voyager and Enterprise, and (to the eternal frustrations of Sleipnir) was able to stand two episodes of TOS before needing to switch to something else.
Bones was and is one of my favorite shows of all time, and B&B is Relationship Goals. Like, Agent Seeley Booth is the sort of man everyone who desires romantic relations deserves (if they can’t find a Loki. Which they can’t, because he’s mine. Obviously.)
Child most likely to pull the best prank, then.
Most Elaborate, Rube Goldberg-esque Pranks (think “Mousetrap”, but instead of being caught in a net, you’re being coated in hairspray as glitter is launched at your face via an industrial fan): Sleipnir.Pranks Most Likely to Result in Hospitalization: Nari and Vali. By a country mile.Most Terrifying, Halloweeny Pranks: Hela and her minions. Best Food Related Pranks: Fenris. Yes, that’s mildly distressing when you realize that his bakery has the contract with the Tower to supply the pastries and stuff for the coffee shop and cafeteria.Best Shapeshifting related Pranks: Kid’s so good at convincing impersonations that even Nick Fury needs a passphrase in order to get into certain areas of SHIELD.Most Convincing Bullshitter: Jor. They could sell bacon to vegans. Most Earnest Prankster: Felan. She tries so hard (and fails so often).
top five in order of whatever you want.
...buddy, I was trying to give myself an out... I really don’t wanna rank 5/8 of my offspring... especially since 7/8 of ‘em have magical vindictive powers, and the remaining eighth is going through a vicious gut-punching phase...Could I interest you in a “Child Most Likely to [blank]” list, instead?
Gotta ask, what did Felan do that made the principal call you?
Okay so I’ve mentioned the kid with the unfortunate name, yeah?Obviously, with a name like that, he’s got one of those moms. Anyway, apparently upon arriving at school, Felan jumped off the bus yelling “I CALL SHOOTING THE RAY GUN!” and ran around the playground like the adorable little lunatic she is, playing with some of the boys from the bus.Prissy mother was dropping off her son when she overheard my (admittedly extremely loud) child make a “threat against her son” and went directly to the office to bitch about my kid, and, by extension, me. I got called because they pulled Felan from class to explain what had happened, in her own words.I get there and Felan runs up to me in tears, completely human despite being scared out of her mind because there’s a strange lady that’s mad at her. Thank God they got ahold of me, instead of Loki.I check her out of class and get her into the car, where she immediately Shifts and climbs under her snuggle.Then I go into the principal’s office, and this woman just lays into me - how dare my child, how dare I, I’m a horrible parent, my child is a menace, her child is traumatized, she’s traumatized, the school is an unsafe environment, my child should be expelled, and then slams me with “What kind of a horrible person names their child Felon, anyway?!” I stood up and said, “It’s Felan, actually. Celtic for Little Wolf. Yeah, it’s different, but then, so is Raygun.” I then apologized to the principal for the massive waste of time this whole thing was, returned to the car, and tried to coax Felan back out from under her blanket.This wasn’t one of the scenarios we were prepared for.
I am not on your meme :( so I guess I'll have to ask you for your answer to my big brother instead. ~Lokid
Well, none of the Young Avengers are on that Avenger Ask meme, Kiddo. And neither is Loki Prime, either, so... Moving on.Thor: Would you choose love over duty?Oh, definitely. I mean, in this stage in my life, my duty and love are parallel, so it’s pretty easy for me, but even if that wasn’t how my life was... Love over duty, 100%.
hey Darcy can you make Loki to use his magic to provide some heat relief
Hate to break it to ya, Anon, but I really can’t *make* Loki do anything.
Well, I can, but I only get so many “I (Loki) will _____, no questions asked, minimal complaints lodged” vouchers a month, and I don’t intend to use them on climate control.