#agentvharrison

[emmatriarchya]

@agentvharrison​ asked for a starter

🐍 -- “Agent Warroad, who are you?” Talia wasn’t one to take side roads. She wanted to know who that person was, and what they were doing on the scene of a gruesome, supernatural murder.

[ekbatdesebat]

Send “Halloween Wonderland” to enjoy a day at a huge Halloween-themed store | accepting

@agentvharrison​ “Halloween Wonderland” 

“This Ha-llo-ween, is it like the Christmas?” She asked hopefully as she lookd through the decorations with some puzzlement. “Will you make treats again? Like the peppermint fudge or cookies?”

[sohelish]

@agentvharrison asked: "Did you hear that?"

And how could anyone not have heard it - the piercing screams rose in volume and lingered before abrupt silence fell again.

'Huh?' Apparently, Helena didn't. She squinted at Vivian, carefully studying her company's reaction. Likely, the blonde woman missed an event occurring, lost in thought. It meant that she would have to grab at straws in her struggle to replay the past few moments in reverse. She may not have been paying attention, but in the background, Hel's mind still must have registered what had transpired. A few slow blinks later… Bingo.

'Ah. That.' Her assured, calm nod was in stark contrast to the mentioned sound. 'That's my new ringtone.' She chuckled, looking quite proud of herself. 'I've been skipping messages because I can't hear them pop up. I thought changing the sound to something more drastic would help.' Clearly, it did not.

[lokitheliesmith]

“If I had a nickel for every time that has happened… I would have two nickels.” (because Vivian speaks in memes)

"So, twice. And how much would that buy you?" Despite all attempts to the contrary, one couldn't pick up on everything, all at once.

"Is it rare? It seems to happen to me all the time..."

[lokitheliesmith]

“Do I want to know why you’re laying in the middle of the floor?” 

"Take a wild guess." Loki lifted his head, and set it back down on the tiles. "Or three, but the first two don't count."

He shifted one leg, then the other, and there was satisfying pop-crunch, followed by an exhale of relief.

"A small price to pay for ten minutes' peace, the occasional stiff muscle."

[iomadachd]

@agentvharrison asked: ❛ You know, this is an interesting and efficient method of murder. I need to write this down. ❜

: { Spike } :

"Sweetheart, that is entirely up to you, but unless you've got th' arm strength, a railroad spike is only gonna be good for bashing heads in. You'd be better suited to an ice pick."

[iomadachd]

@agentvharrison asked: ❛ It makes no damn sense. Compels me though. ❜

: { Leila } :

"Huh? I swear I was listening, but I kind of got distracted because that cat just John Wick'd a pigeon."

[iomadachd]

@agentvharrison asked: ❛ Oh my gods. I’m just pure adrenaline right now, I feel like I swallowed bees. ❜

: { Amitiel } :

"You didn't swallow bees, human. You would know if you had," the angel drawled, distaste in her features.