would you be up to writin some headcanons of dsmp cg techno takin care of a regressed trans philza? if you're not comfy writin the trans part just cg!techno takin care of r!philza would be okay too
Yep!! I'm comfy with all of that!
-Phiiza absolutely loves to just make little miniture models of things, the problem is that when he's little he is a lot more clumsy, so half the time he messes it up and ends up yelling
-Techno usually teases him about it then has him help make hot chocolate
-Phil thinks he's self sufficient while little, he's not.
-Phil is older than most, like around 10, but he still has no clue how to deal with making his own food, so Techno has to
-Phil tried to have a day to himself and little but within like 2 hours he stole the leftovers from Techno's house then asked for something to do because he was bored
-Techno and him sometimes just walk around the houses in the arctic and talk about the projects Phil is working on, whether Phil is little or not, but they do it more so when Phil's little, as something to keep his mind going
-Phil climbs onto Techno a lot and doesn't move unless asked
-Phil, sitting on Techno's shoulders: hi mate! :>
-Ranboo: I- hi?
-Phil tried to land on Ranboo once, because he didn't realize how big he was, but they both ended up falling to the snow bc Ranboo is already top heavy from long legs
Hi! Could I request really young like babyspace!Techno with a protective cg!Philza?
Love your work!
Of course!!
Tw: death mention throughout
Phil waved to Ranboo, “Byyye Mate!” He called, then went inside to put away the netherite the kid gave him.
Technoblade looked up from the rocking chair, “hey, Phil.” He mumbled.
Phil tossed over some netherite ingot for Techno, “you should hang out with the kid more, he’ll probably give you more ingots.”
Techno huffed and set the ingot to the side, then turned to look outside.
Phil rolled his eyes, “I’m gonna sort out the chests.”
Techno mumbled something and stretched out some.
Phil sighed and sat next to Techno, “wanna talk about yesterday?”
Techno shook his head, messing with his own joints, making them pop and creak.
“You didn’t lose one, right?”
Techno shook his head, “tot’m.” He mumbled.
Phil tilted his head, then held out a hand for Techno. Techno quietly took it and started making them click and clack.
Phil smiled softly, pulling out the blanket basket under the couch with his foot, “okay, new topic. Favorite blanket?”
Techno rolled his eyes, then gestured upstairs.
Phil sighed, “you’re little, aren’t you?”
Techno didn’t answer, now messing with the palm of Phil’s hand.
Phil laughed gently, using his free hand to grab a blanket, then got up slowly, making sure Techno could still hold his hand. He placed the blanket on Techno and gently reached up to pet him. Techno made a little squeal, so Phil pulled away.
“Got it.” Phil mumbled, “do you wanna read some stories, bud?”
Techno reluctantly let go of Phil’s hand, then stared at the book shelves.
Phil got up and went to grab some, setting them on the nearest table, then sat on the arm of the rocking chair.
Techno scooted over so Phil could sit next to him.
Phil pulled Techno into a side hug, then held out two books.
Techno looked down and pressed his head to Phil’s shoulder, trying not to look too small.
Phil hummed and opened a book with his free hand, “you remind me of Wilbur.”
Techno made a little noise.
Phil shook his head, “No, Tech, I mean Will regresses. Regressed.” Phil corrected himself.
Techno whined and leaned more into Phil, curling up.
“I miss him too.” Phil mumbled, “but.. hey, I got you. And you’re a lot less of a prat.”
Technoblade giggled and played with Phil’s hand more.
“Yeah, that’s right! You’re a lot nicer; aren’t you? Good little baby.”
Techno chuckled softly and kicked his feet gently.
Phil made sure to start rocking them, “alright, story time.”
Techno’s eyes immediately went to the pages, waiting for Phil to start reading, but still holding Phil’s hand that he would use to flip the page. Phil laughed and leaned back; then grabbed a bit of leather from a book binding project, then placed it into Techno’s hands.
Techno, who had been upset that Phil moved his hand, lit up at this new toy. He started playing with it more.
Phil smiled, “we’ll get you real toys later, okay?”
Techno continued to play with the leather, not really paying attention.
Finally, Phil started reading, making Techno lean over and stare at the page for a good hour before he finally relaxed enough to nap. Phil huffed in frustration over having absolutely no way to pick up Techno. He gave up and got Techno as comfortable as possible in the chair, then left to go organize the chests.
As soon as they were organized, he set to making Techno a plush.
Hi! If its alright could I request caregiver Techno and regressor Ranboo where theyre going home at night and they get attacked by mobs which causes an already stressed ranboo to regress? Its okay if not! I love your blog!
Thank you!! I'm fine with all of that!
Summary: The syndicate deals with kinoko kingdom, then they all go home and Ranboo tries to deal with how he feels himself, but a little explosion cuts that off.
tw: it kinda seems like c!Karl slander but its not, Ranboo goes through a moral conflict, there's a small explosion in the paragraph where they're going through the portal
Kinoko Kingdom. It was their worst dealing with a country yet. Ranboo wanted to keep it more impartial, but Karl already admitted to using his power against his citizens, to be fair in trivial ways, but still being used. That went against what the syndicate stood for and thus, Ranboo was set against his own beliefs once again. He hardly knew anyone in Kinoko Kingdom, all he knew was that they were a monarchy and living on top of Niki.
They somehow managed to settle it peacefully. Without Ranboo there.
Instead of staying for debate, he stepped out like he had been offered to before and stayed in Niki’s house, sitting by the nether portal.
He just couldn’t do it. He knew he didn’t have any room to advocate for them, but he also didn’t have the attachment to put himself on the line for.
So, he sat by the portal, waiting, until Niki came by and smiled, saying they came to an agreement. Ranboo was far too stressed to understand the terms, just nodding along while Technoblade explained, Niki humming along in agreement. Niki seemed happy, and so did Techno, so Ranboo should have felt better, but he got himself so wound up that they might trust him less after this and of the possibility of him having to fight against his wants again, that he couldn’t sit still. He said his goodbyes to Niki, then followed Techno through the portal, holding a grass block he got from just outside Niki’s base, tucking it against himself. Technoblade managed to carry the conversation, explaining everything that had happened, joking about being disappointed that he didn’t get to use his withers again.
Ranboo walked through the portal and started walking home. Techno yelped and jumped to the side, just in time for Ranboo to turn around and see a creeper, throwing the dirt block at it as it blew up, tossing him to the ground in the snow. Techno snorted since Ranboo clearly wouldn’t be hurt, he was in netherite afterall, and walked over to help him up, “yeah, that block sure showed hi-”
Ranboo was clearly crying, but he tried to keep his head down when he took Technoblade’s hand, standing. Ranboo was way too tall for Technoblade to not see his face, though.
Techno made a nervous noise, then tried to get Ranboo into the gated area, “hey, hey, it’s fine. You know, we got plenty of pots. Ranboo, hey-” Ranboo shook his head and rubbed the tears away with his sleeve, still whimpering.
He rubbed Ranboo’s shoulder, then paused, “wait- do- do your tears have water?”
Ranboo gave a little nod, following Techno inside.
“Bruh, you rolled like the worst genetics possible.”
Ranboo gave a little tired laugh and took Techno’s hand off of him, then whined at the tears, sitting down on the couch, trying to dry them off without getting some other part of him wet. Technoblade used some tissues to wipe it up, then looked at the tracks under Ranboo’s eyes, “wow. Really got that main character mark.”
Ranboo hummed and looked down.
Techno got up and grabbed some healing pots, “you okay though? Like really?”
Ranboo messed with his gloves and shook his head.
Techno looked Ranboo over, “do you not have protection on there or something?”
Ranboo looked confused then pointed at his own armor and nodded to say that it did have protection on it.
“Then what's wrong?”
Ranboo pulled up his communicator and typed out, ‘Im little.’
Techno sighed, looking at it on his after he heard the beep, “Yeah, I know that, but like- come on, you’ve been off all day, and the creeper was the thing to make you drop?”
Ranboo stared at Techno with big eyes, but Techno didn’t look back until he sat down. “Let’s get some healing pots on there. I’ll try not to look.”
Ranboo nodded and leaned forward into the rag with the healing potion on it, letting Technoblade put it over the scar.
Techno finished and stood up, “alright, I’ll get enderchest for you and the block, you stay here.” Technoblade pulled a blanket from under the couch and put it on top of Ranboo, then left.
Ranboo never told Technoblade that he regressed but somehow Techno knew it. Maybe he was just that easy to read. But this blanket smelled like Ranboo’s laundry despite the fact he’d never seen it before. It was a quilt made probably by Techno, seeing as he knew Phil didn’t sew, but it was still weird to him.
But it was smooth and thick so Ranboo didn’t care, just curling up and getting comfortable in the blanket.
Techno came back and placed enderchest on Ranboo’s legs, then plopped a block of green wool on Ranboo’s chest.
Ranboo let out a little vwoop for the first time around Techno, then immediately stuffed his face into the block in embarrassment.
Enderchest crawled up onto Ranboo’s stomach and leaned against the block Ranboo was squeezing.
Techno sat on what little was left of the couch, grabbing a book from the same place the blanket came from. He flipped to somewhere near the middle, then started to read, adding his own commentary along with it. It was a book of fairy tales.
Ranboo looked up as Techno began describing a cruel kingdom, making Ranboo whimper and sit up some.
Techno looked over, then set the book down, “okay, something’s up.”
Ranboo looked down and hugged the block some more, shaking his head.
“You know you don’t have to be part of the syndicate, Ranboo.”
Ranboo let out a whine at that.
“Man, come on, just- okay, what’ll get you to sleep today?”
Ranboo shrugged and looked around the room, then stared at the little record played to the side left over from Tommy.
Techno hummed, “sorry, kid, I don’t have a disk.”
Ranboo ran his hands over the wool, then took in a little breath, “I do.”
Techno frowned softly, then nodded, “okay, in your house, right?”
Ranboo nodded, then smiled a bit when Enderchest nuzzled his hand.
Techno left again, going for the disks.
Ranboo talked softly in ender to his cat, laughing every once in a while. Enderchest seemed very happy with that, purring against him.
Techno finally came back and decided to go with chirp, placing it into the player.
With the blanket, block, cat, and music, Ranboo fell asleep before the song was over. Technoblade laughed gently and kept playing the song over and over until Ranboo started sleep talking. He sat next to him, then grabbed the book again and went back to reading the start.
Dearest Jade, I hope this finds you well and CAN I PLZ GET SUM GENERAL CG TECHNO HEADCANONS PLZ SHAWTY PLZ— with all the love in the world, Frederick the phantom
Yes you may!!! I kinda added Ranboo in the last bit- whoops-
Tw: none
-man has no clue what he’s doing half the time
-but he’s okay at it
-he’ll figure it out eventually, it just might take a tantrum or two-
-Likes to joke or read to littles
-doesn’t like going outside very far from the house, but like a stroll around the house is fine
-but sometimes kid Ranboo wants to go in a very far direction and Techno just tries to keep in contact (Call or texting) to make sure he doesn’t like- get hurt
-Techno probably put a trail into the snow from how many times him and littles have walked around the house
-the dogs following doesn’t help
-The dogs absolutely adore littles, so much, they usually get Techno out of the house
-Techno has a little wagon for littles bc they keep getting tired and Techno doesn’t want to stop walking yet so-
-He’s only really nice to littles he cares about and if anyone but his friend group shows up he’ll guide them to the portal then drop them off wherever they need to go
-that’s how he met little Ranboo lol, man just went to Techno’s house and Techno went “Into the wagon you go” then dragged Ranboo back home
-Ranboo just came back for more wagon rides tho, so it did not work out at all
-Techno got attached, so now they live near each other because “Kid went through stuff, he’s definitely going to basically live here after that. Might as well give him a house.”
Hello! May I please request headcanons of cg!techno and little!tommy? I also want to thank you for this account, it’s been a real comfort the past few days <3 and an extra thank you if you get to this!
Aww! Thank you! I’ve answered all of my asks so far, so don’t worry about them not being answered. I might do them in a different order than they come in (like rn lol) but they’ll always get answered.
Tw: none
-Techno doesn’t really like Tommy but he can’t really not take care of him when he’s little
-Tommy gets put into the wheel burrow so much
-Techno gets to listen to random, mildly annoying noises and roam around. Sounds like a good time
-Tommy does like to run off, problem is he hardly gets properly dressed before he does
-Techno, watching Tommy Run around in a T-shirt and jeans: 3-2-
-Tommy: PHIIIIIL IM COLD
-Techno will bring an extra jacket out for Tommy
-Tommy has climbed Techno’s house once and he’ll do it again
-Tommy will only eat golden apples when little lol
-Techno doesn’t like it but hey if the kid needs it