After reading this fic where reader brags about the dorm leaders, could I request a version with the vice dorm leaders? And maybe the first years in the future? requested by anon
PLEASE!! I LOVE YOUR FIC ABOUT BRAGGING THE DORMLEADER SIMPING RANT TO THE FIRST YEARS SHSBSJS MAKES ME ALL FLUFF 😭 Could you perhaps one day make the vice dorm vers, please?? no pressure of course— i just need all those fluff making me giggling at midnight on my bed because of the fluff its so CUTE!! requested by anon
This https://at.tumblr.com/mobbu-min/request-what-if-the-dorm-leaders-had-an-so/qt4e3a02k8z8 this right here was the cutest shit I've ever read. If it's not too much to ask of you, is it alright if we had a version with the Vice Dorm Leaders? Jamil's either gon be smug as fuck or shocked. requested by anon
a/n i decided to put Ortho in the first year part which is probably going to be posted tomorrow tbh
tw cursing and reader is horny for a lot of them
want more? here is part one: bragging rights
Trey + Ace/Deuce <3
⋆ Ace can understand why you’d brag about Trey. I mean it’s Trey Clover. Literally the most husband material of the husbands. He’s good looking, can bake, smells nice, cleans well, can bake, is good with kids (at least what Ace has heard), is perfect at dealing with Riddle. Did he mention that Trey can bake? Anyways, Ace actually doesn’t have anything bad to say. Sure you’re annoying and Ace can’t seem to look Trey in the eyes after all the filth that comes out of your mouth. He can’t delete the memory of you ogling Trey while he was bending down to get something out of the oven and drooling, ‘man, what I would do to get a bite out of that ass’. He legit considered drowning his eardrums in bleach, yuck.
⋆ Same as Ace, but he gets so flustered everytime you say anything remotely dirty. But anyways, Deuce actually really loves the way you talk so highly and lovingly of Trey. Like yeah, it’s a little much and kinda makes Deuce feel like a third wheel despite the fact Trey is very much not present, but Deuce can’t help but want someone that would talk about him so highly as well. Also, he knows that Trey would take wonderful care of you and that’s all he could ask for.
⋆ Trey is both shocked and happy. He’s pretty much used to people overlooking him because let's be honest, out of everyone in the dorm (hell probably the school), he’s the most normal one out there. But knowing that you’re willing to talk anyone’s ears off just about him makes him chuckle. You sure are something else, huh? Well, Trey doesn’t mind, actually he’ll probably show up at Ramshackle with your favorite sweet and show you what these hands can do~
He’s going to give you a massage, nasties
Ruggie + Jack <3
⋆ A respecter of his elders, Jack feels a sense of pride when you talk so highly of Ruggie. Though at first, he mistakes it as admiration and respect just like Jack feels for Ruggie, but something about the way your eyes light up and cheeks brighten quickly gives him another impression. Listen, Jack adores you and wants what's best for, however, that doesn’t mean Jacks wants to listen to your hour long rants about Ruggie. Again, Jack’s a chill guy, so he’ll water his plants and do other chores while you trail after him like a little duckling. It’s cute really
⋆Ruggle like ‘are they talking about me? You’re joking, nu-uh….oh shit!’ He gets so smug about it. His tail literally wags back and forth so fast he considers taping it to his side. Ruggie definitely wasn’t expecting it, because one, you hang out with a ton of cool people, and two, Ruggie is constantly messing with you (affectionately ofc). He definitely sees your relationship in a new light. Maybe he wouldn’t mind sharing some food sometime, just a thought.
Jade + Grim <3
⋆ Grim is so fuckin scared. He doesn’t know if it’s for you, or for him, all he knows is that he’s running for the hills anytime he sees that tall ass fucker. Like literally, you just had to choose the scariest person ever to simp for huh? You know that tiktok sound where it’s all like “Shut the fuck up! I’m so fuckin scared rn!”, yeah that’s Grim. Always on the verge of shitting himself or fighting Jade. Grim has not known peace.
⋆Jade is pleasantly surprised. Originally, he’s all like ‘I can totally get something out of this’ but eventually you wormed your way into his heart. Does he protest? No, because you’re genuinely the most interesting creature he’s ever met. Jade considers you one the most precious pearls in the world. So knowing you consider him a worth enough person to brag about makes him beyond happy. However, don’t expect that this relieves you of his teasing, because he finds this a perfect opportunity to amp it up.
Jamil + Grim <3
⋆ There’s two things that run through Grim mind when you ‘shockingly’ confess that you have the hots for Jamil. One, didn’t he literally kidnap us?! And two, hell yeah! Food! Grim walks a thin line between wanting to be mad at Jamil for what he did during winter break and falling in love with him instead, because damn, when Grim heard the saying ‘the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach’ he didn’t realize how true it was until Jamil became a recurring face in his life.
⋆ Jamil is both shocked and smug. Like, he expected you to fall for Kalim, because he has money and is emotionally available. But! The fact that you didn’t fall for Kalim makes him 100x more smug! Like for once, Jamil beats Kalim and doesn’t have to a) feel burdened by it or 2) feel guilty. So it's a win-win situation! Jamil is calculating and observant, so he decided to go a safe route and cook you all your favorite food as a confession. And damn, he did not expect you to cry and wipe your boogers all over your sleeve because you were so happy. Maybe he can get used to it.
Rook + Epel <3
⋆ You really know how to choose ‘em huh? Epel is literally at his wit's end. All you talk about is Rook and all Rook talks about is you. And both you have a very weird and honestly, freaky, way of saying how much you love each other. Out of the two, Epel would much rather listen to Rook, because at least Epel doesn’t understand a word that comes out of his baguette loving mouth. But you? Epel swears that once he gets home he’s going to get his meemaw to wash out all the filthy things you said about Rook and what you wanted him to do to you. He realizes he’d much rather listen to Vil nag him. Just give the poor boy a break!
⋆ Okay okay okay, he’s known since the beginning. He knows it all! It’s so fuckin creepy, but damn does that make things ten times easier. Rook is instantly sweeping you off your feet and into bed to make all the things you said come true. He’s a gentleman, what can he say? Rook loves that you like to brag about him, it’s just so beautiful knowing that you both want each other. He can just explode at the thought.
And he does…please interpret that however you like…
Lilia + Sebek <3
⋆ YOU TRULY ARE STUBBORN HUMAN!??!?!? Sebek is so fucking stingy about it. Like damn, okay you damn overgrown cucumber! Be stingy! Like that’s not going to stop you from getting laid. Does Sebek care though? No! Because he’s mean! Or more like, he doesn’t understand. But that's beside the point! Sebek will not let you get close to Lilia, not in his presence! What if you want to consume his mind and eat his brains?! Sebek can’t even imagine! Will fight you anytime and anywhere! Name the place, and he swears your ass is grass!
⋆ Okay, but alternatively, Sebek is a lot like how he was with Malleus and is all like ‘Yeah! Master Lilia is truly amazing! Human, you might actually be smart!’ and you’re just there with the widest grin because Sebek is your way to getting what you want(that being getting your guts rearranged). And everytime you come to him with the weirdest questions, Sebek merely bats his eyes and answers it without a second thought. Like ‘Of course, it’s big! It’s huge actually! Ginormous!...Eh, Human!? Why do you look ill?...Human, I haven't the slightest idea of what you could be referring to, but I was talking about his generosity. What else could there be that’s as big as his heart and wisdom?...tch, you better not get My Great Lord ill!”
⋆ Oh! How scandalous! You’re making him blush! Don’t you know it’s rude to make an old man’s heart want to burst? Literally cackles and gives you a big ass kiss. The things you do to this old man, like damn, he feels young again. Lilia is actually so funny about it because he wants to see you duel it out with Sebek for his hand, how lovely would that be? But also wants to whisk you away so you both can ‘game’ instead. Ugh, so many choices. Maybe he’ll let you both fight, so he can kiss your boo-boo’s away. How romantic!
Sebek do not question why I'm wobbling out of lilia’s room. Memories were made last night!
I had this idea one day where yandere Jade put his darling into a terrarium jar where he could look at them all the day long. Maybe as punishment? Whether it was a big jar or he made them shrink somehow, it doesn't matter. Just the prospect of being trapped in a jar with a yandere like him smiling at you from above is...terrifying? I'd like to request for headcanons for this concept! Or a scenario. Whatever works for ya! :D
𖤐 SWEETEST CHERRY ON THE TREE
in which jade shows his love for you in a less conventional way.
𖤐 characters included - jade leech
𖤐 warnings - yandere themes, an unhealthy mindset, just please dont trap ur s/o somewhere
𖤐 note - omg tysm for requesting!! jade is a rlly cool chara, nd ive never written for him before, so i hope i did him justice!!
a maraschino cherry jar with the label peeled off, and holes punched through the lid with a rather sharp knife. he ran it under warm water to get off the residue the sticker left behind on the crystal clear surface of the container.
you should have know something like this was coming when he texted you 'i learned a new spell. perhaps you'd like to come over and try it out with me?'. nothing ever seemed to be normal around those leech twins, an air of malice seemed to surround them, as they stood behind azul, predatory smirks on their pretty faces.
but you trusted jade! he was your adoring lover! he wouldn't do anything to harm you, right?
seriously, how stupid can you be? you walked right into his trap. and now you were facing the consequences for being so very naïve. he was staring at you with his lips curled into an amused grin as you sank to your knees in the jar feeling utterly hopeless. the jar seemed to be mocking you, a silly notion but nonetheless the sickeningly sugary smell of the cherries it once held seemed to creep up into your brain, filling your lungs.
as the permeating scent did naught but make you feel woozy, jade seemed perfectly content with simply watching you in the little glass container. he even went the extra mile and decorated the jar he trapped you in. it wasn't much, but the wine cork stool and scrap of pretty cloth really brightened up the little space!
"[name], really, is there any reason for you to scowl like that? are you hungry?" he questioned, electing to ignore the elephant in the room, or rather, person in the jar. you tried to tell him that you wanted to be let out of the jar! but he didn't seem to really hear you... blaming it on how it was rather hard to hear you, perhaps you should speak up instead of murmuring like that, hmm?
regardless of your protests, you were his little pet now, another specimen he had collected. but you were his most prized possession, his favorite specimen, and you would be just that forever.
Hihi jadey, it’s me again can we plz have some general CG or flip ghostbur headcanons? I’m not sure if you where doing hcs or fics rn it’s okie if ya cants/don’t want to do it /gen!! Love, Ghostie 💙🦋🌸💖
I’m back babey!!!!
(I’ll make a post more about that after I answer this, but just know I’ll be a bit rusty)
I’ve already done CG!Ghostbur so how about we add a lil something? Revived Ghostbur
Tw: talk of Limbo, chronic pain
-Ghostbur comes back and immediately starts looking for someone to give him affection
-then he finds someone (probably Tommy) and figures out that it feels much better to give him affection than to take.
-Ghostbur still gets aches from Limbo so he has to stay still a lot
-it does mean he stays in one place a lot more, so there’s a bright side that he won’t get lost again
-he’s such a cuddle bug he’ll just wrap around someone then coo at them until they’re little
-this works so so well for Tommy he absolutely loves the affection so much but would never admit it
-Ghostbur still keeps a jar of blue within arms reach so he can play and share it
-he’s not that good at it still, because of the issues I brought up in the last post, but it’s okay, he’s getting better
Can I request babyspace Sapnap with cg Karl and Quackity, please?
Yes you can!
Tw: mention of Karl and Q not getting along after the —
-Baby Sap has the worst humor and his CGs love it. He just starts making fart noises with his mouth and they’ll either make the sound back or start laughing.
-neither of them can lift him so they have a rolling chair that they have dubbed “the stroller” that they just roll around the house with Sapnap in it
-Karl loves playing simple games with Sapnap especially Go Fish. They mess up the rules sometimes, but it’s fun enough.
-Sapnap adores Quackity’s wings big or small and will just make grabby hands from the floor to touch them
-Sapnap has so many pacifiers and he loses so many (Karl dropping them under the couch and forgetting to pick them up after does not help)
-Quackity loves giving Sapnap forehead kisses bc Sapnap just melts and babbles whenever he gets them
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-Karl and Quackity still don’t get along but Sapnap doesn’t deserve to be put in the middle, so they have an arrangement that it Sapnap wants to regress and he’s able to get to Las Nevadas, Quackity will drop everything to play with him
-Karl had Foolish build a swing set just for Sapnap, which Sapnap goes to whenever he’s sad
hi hi hi!! could little!george headcanons plz?? :3
Absolutely!!! I couldn’t decide between c! And cc! So it’s applicable to both
Tw: none
-George is so bouncy yet so tired
-The dream team has no clue how he manages it but he does
-if there is not an activity going on, he is asleep, but if he’s doing anything he’s bouncing his feet off
-Dream calls him bunny sometimes because of it
-Karl and Q say he’s more like a toad with all the mushrooms
-George is usually too small to care
-angry bounces!!!! Happy bounces!!! Whatever he feels like!!!
-so many pacifiers- he doesn’t talk so he just has a pacifier in his mouth 24/7
-he doesn’t regress much but when he does it’s for two whole days
-he used to get really upset about regressing bc he’d be so tired from the stress that made him regress that he just fell asleep and regressed again bc he never got to deal with the stress
-Dream and Sap helped him deal with that, they put in a time for him to regress and just helped him enjoy himself
-Dream and Sap are his main caregivers, while Karl and Q are usually just there for playdates/ babysitting, depending what they feel up to
idk if u have done this before but maybe l!ranboo and l!tubbo and cg!tommy headcanons? like what games do they like to play, etc etc
I’m glad I reread this bc I nearly made it a fic lol. I haven’t written that specifically yet, but my master post is always there in my pinned post if you wanna double check that.
Tw: guilt over regression (at the very end)
-Ranboo is to himself when he’s little, so having Tubbo dragging him around is a bit different
-Tommy is probably gonna have to carry Ranboo, because Ranboo will walk, it’s just it’s a random chance of if it will be the way you want. He likes to wander a lot
-Ranboo is a lot more cuddly around Tommy than most of his caregivers, constantly holding his hand.
-Tubbo, on the other hand, is going to climb at least one tree every time he walks outside.
-Tommy never has to get him out of the tree, though, so he just makes sure Ranboo stays away from under the tree and watches from a bench or something.
-Tommy, handing Ranboo a coloring book: why can’t he be like you?
-Ranboo, pulling up concrete with his hands: :D
-Tommy has his hands so full with these two, he has to make sure Tubbo doesn’t get hurt from his adventures and make sure Ranboo doesn’t get lost because he started walking in a straight line then forgot what way was back
-sometimes they have to stay inside and Tubbo competes with Ranboo for who can talk the most. Ranboo doesn’t usually get that Tubbo made it a competition so he just lets Tubbo talk and waits his turn.
-they have little plays with their stuffed animals on good days where they both want something to do and want to listen to each other
-Tommy’s gotten to know how to at least hear enderman pretty okay? He’s not fluent in it by any extant of the word, but he knows what the baby version of “bottle” is, and a few other words, and could probably mimic it.
-they have so so many blankets. Ranboo hand-made most of them. Tubbo stole almost all of them. Ranboo has accepted he may have to steal them back if he wants a blankie.
-Tubbo can not say any of the words, but he can kinda get the meaning. He’ll be Ranboo’s older brother if needed, since Ranboo is usually a toddler and Tubbo is older.
-Ranboo doesn’t regress all that often, but he’s still really worried about being too much for the other two, so Tubbo and Tommy got good at reassuring him without outright saying it. Affectionate stickers are applied regularly to Ranboo’s hands.
