#aggtlam

[alargemultitudeofducks]

after this they all go kiss in a closet because they’re in love

[bowcard]

rip monty navarro you would’ve loved not pulling the lever during the trolley problem

[average-acorn]

The Actual Gentleman's guide to Love and Murder

Love:

Nothing can bend the will like half-castilian men

Be in a throuple

Fall in love with a married woman who kind of sucks (celebratory)

Don't tell your wife you killed her brother

Pro tip: Is romantic love the only kind that matters? No! Express love towards your deceased mother by going on a murderous rampage against her family

Murder:

Kill rich people for personal gain

If necessary, kill poor people for personal gain

If arrested please refer back to art 1.2 and have your throuple scheme to get you out

Do not put poison in your pocket. Poison in people's pocket success rate of 0/3 do not do it

have a hag in your corner at all times

[combeferreenthusiast]

I'm insanely normal about her actually

[hostess-of-horror]

I know I already made a post about this, but this is one of those moments where I feel like I gotta make the content myself. Don't count on that though, mental health/life overall has been Fucked.

Almost every post I see for AGGTLAM is about Monty, Phoebe, and Sibella, and I don't have a problem with that. It's just... where's the love for the D'Ysquiths and how they all died? It seems that everyone is so focused on the romance that the dark humor gets completely forgotten. It's called "A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder" for a reason!

Where's the fanart? The memes?? The character designs???? The fully drawn scenes???????

[yourfaveisalesboy]

monty navarro from a gentleman's guide to love and murder is a lesboy

Monty Navarro from A Gentleman's Guide to Love & Murder is a lesboy!

[styxbugg]

Ugh tfw the uncle(?) you’re trying to kill dies of poison before you can shoot him with the shotgun he gave you >:T

Stop wait what, am i right

[karmilleryn]

for anyone else who is a fan of both “The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue” and “A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder”:

every time i hear someone talking about one of them and just calling it “Gentleman’s Guide” for short, i usually for some reason think of the one they’re NOT talking about first and get really confused… and it doesn’t help that both have a main character named Monty 😂