The Actual Gentleman's guide to Love and Murder
Love:
Nothing can bend the will like half-castilian men
Be in a throuple
Fall in love with a married woman who kind of sucks (celebratory)
Don't tell your wife you killed her brother
Pro tip: Is romantic love the only kind that matters? No! Express love towards your deceased mother by going on a murderous rampage against her family
Murder:
Kill rich people for personal gain
If necessary, kill poor people for personal gain
If arrested please refer back to art 1.2 and have your throuple scheme to get you out
Do not put poison in your pocket. Poison in people's pocket success rate of 0/3 do not do it
have a hag in your corner at all times















