Haikyuu!! besties have a sleepover
Bokuto, in the middle of night: When you sit on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole to a city-wide network of buttholes.
Hinata, sitting up with wide eyes: What if when you went to poop, your splashes mixed with everybody else's and you guys made a song, but you just don't know it?
Kuroo, also sitting up: There is a way to charge your phone for up to three hours using a few cups of your own urine.
Kenma: *animal crossing noises* :/
Akaashi: *quietly questioning his life decisions*
Kagayama: *dead to the world*
Tsukki, pinching the bridge of his nose: Bokuto, Hinata, Kuroo. Repeat after me.
Tsukki:
Hinata, waiting eagerly: :D
Kuroo, pulling the blanket off Kenma's head, revealing his Nintendo Switch and taking it: What are we supposed to say?
Kenma: >:(
Bokuto: You didn't say anything.
Tsukki: Exactly.
Yamaguchi: *snickers* Good one Tsukki.