Sep 21, 2018
Aguinaldo: GAGAWIN KO ANG GUSTO KO!
Goyo: Tatawagin ko si Mabini.
Aguinaldo: Teka lang-
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Aguinaldo: GAGAWIN KO ANG GUSTO KO!
Goyo: Tatawagin ko si Mabini.
Aguinaldo: Teka lang-
American Soldier: And all of you will die!
Goyo: Uh, teka lang, sa tingin ko na hindi ako pwedeng mamatay, tatanungin ko muna si Miong kung pwede.
Goyo: [Kay Aguinaldo] Sinabi niya..
Aguinaldo: Hindi.
Goyo: Pasensiya pero ayaw niya.
Ewan ko if may gumawa na kay Aguinaldo...
Mabini: Emilio Aguinaldo, how do I even begin to explain Emilio Aguinaldo...
Paterno: Emilio Aguinaldo is flawless!
Paco: He has two pasipsip cabinet members and a really smart paralytic advisor.
Rusca: I hear his oh so flat hair is insured for $10000
Joven: I hear he does flat tops commercial...IN KAWIT
Jose Bernal: His favorite hobby is to execute people
Buencamino: One time he met Gregorio del Pilar
Del Pilar: And I told him "masusunod po Señor Presidente"
Luna: One time, he sent me a letter to go to Cabanatuan...it was awesome~!
SHET ANG CORNY KO HUHUHU
Panaginip
*mga parts na natatandaan ko*
Me: *nakaupo kasama ang gabinete, katabi si luna*
Luna: Nasaan na ang Senyor Presidente at ang kanyang Punong Ministro?
*cue doors swinging open*
Aguinaldo: *carrying a pole, UNG BAKAL MISMO* Pasensya at nahuli kami
Luna: ayan na pala sila, maaari na.po nating simulan ang pagpupulong?
Aguinaldo: sa lalong madaling panahon
Me: putangina nasaan si mabini?
Aguinaldo: nandun, tulog pa
Me: gago, tawagin mo tas gisingin mo
Aguinaldo: *sumigaw* MABINI, GISING NA
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Tae after niyan wala na, sa huling part na ito KASI SINISIGAWAN NA AKO NG NANAY KO NA GUMISING NA PERO DI KO MAKAKALIMUTAN ITO KASI THE TUMAWA NA LNG AKO LIKE
"shit....ang sarap kutusan ni miong...hijos de puta"
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2P!Pinas VS. Aguinaldo
Fye: What if
Fye: Si Daya yung nagflat ng buhok ni Aguinaldo
Me: ---WHAT.
Fye: What if nag-away sila tas nasira yung weapon ni Daya
Fye: So kumuha siya ng libro at hinampas niya yung ulo ni Aguinaldo.
Me: OH MY GOD
Grace: Wow.
Grace: It only takes his motherland's anger to flatten his hair
Grace: Tas imagine Lualhati was really amused with it
Grace: So she makes sure Aguinaldo maintains his hair like that forever.
Me: YOU GUYS---
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