#ahahahahahhaa

[academic-vampire]

Thanks, ThriftBooks! I love reading new books like Homer’s Iliad! (This was all in an email ahahahh)

[fanfictionroxs]

When the angel and the devil on your shoulder fall in love 😭🤣

[trivulets]

👍

[feddy-34]

no bc 200 IMers max and charles. this is so. i cannot describe how. YES ☝️ ACTUALLY because it's still racing GET IT

and charles is of course a backstroker bc he's a LOSER and max always catches up on the breast leg but he sucks at fly and charles front halfs it and max back halfs it and there's so much strategy involved and charles has better underwaters on the free leg but max always out kicks him OUGHGHFJFJFJJF

and one of them wins gold and they make out in the warmup pool or something idfk i didn't think that far

BUT THE 200 IM!!!!!!

[mywons]

js letting yall know that i do nawt bias jake & riki.. my clown ass friend @porcelainbouqet put that on my carrd i do not wanna be held responsible 🙄

[jeonghantis]

hehehe i'm seeing tbz next month

[honey-milk-depresso]

PLEASE

DON'T MAKE THAT

YOU'LL CURSE ME FOREVER

PLEASE

HE'S JUST A LITTLE BOI

HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO GET IN THIS SITUATION

-♠️

A little boy who would grow into a man Bambi >:))))

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

so I read "do you do this often" and okay the chevy tahoe sticks in my brain because I once missaid that so bad while playing cards against humanity with my friends to the point where our gc name is "chewy ta-hoe" and while reading the fic my brain autocorrected it to chewy ta-hoe

Reader’s getting her rights read in the back’a that chewy ta-hoe