#ahahhahaa

[rockstar-vamp]

He sent me a video of himself doing pull ups at the gym—somebody help me I’ve fainted

[voteforevilthoughts]

Gonna be late tonight but it's thaaaat episode so who cares ammiright

[captain-peanut110]

It’s sort of scary how an older boy you used to have a crush on one day suddenly becomes sort of too young for you to comfortably like

I mean, Poseidon’s underpants, where did my life go?

Luke is 19 years old in the first book, lol, when did that turn from hot older crush to baby?

Send help

[snubyy]

hi hungry I’m—*record scratch, you look to the entrance, jsut as the music goes quiet all the heads in the room turn to look at him. There he is, Mr. Blue sky. You stand there in shock, feeling a tremor spiral down your body.

“Mr. Blue Sky” you stutter out “Creator of the Blue Sky Studio”.

He towers over you, like a mighty beast only allowing you one question. ”Pleass Mr. Bluesky” you stutter out, falling to your knees as tears fill your eyes. “Please tell me” you sob out “what the FUCK was that robots movie about?” you cry doubling over and allowing your forehead to press against the cold earth.

You hear him laugh ominously, your head quickly turns up, daring to make eye contact with him, hear him speak though his lips don’t move “The robots movie..?” he repeats with a thinking hum “was about…”.

”your mom.”

The crowd stays silent for a moment, before an irruption of noises roars from the crowd “OHHHHHHH—“

[linsneedshugs]

Doki Pipo ☆ Evangelion

[pecconatic]

I AM. SO DONE.

So damn done

FIRST

The helmet omlllll

THEN THE COMMENT WTF AND HIS REPLY OMSHSHUSJAJAJA

[jincherie]

Kim line must accept the defeat!!!! Even if you open the poll again, I will fight till the end for Namjinmin or Namjinkook 😤😤😤

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA the sides for this are so cleanly split except it’s those FOR kim line and those for anything BUT kim line LMAOOOO

[gloriaandrews]

lmao my friend mari, a legendary plans canceler, just told me she can’t hang out with me anymore on saturday night  because she realized she and her husband have a Dave and Buster’s coupon that is expiring soon. there have been many ridiculous excuses over the years, but this one is on another level. A DAVE AND BUSTER’S COUPON THAT IS EXPIRING SOON!!!!!! doesn’t even say when it actually expires!!! but SOON THOUGH. soon.