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my blogs (yes ik I have a lot):

#mine #help #what #gay #uni #love #cute #funny #uni student #reblog #me #sleep #exam #vampire #wtf #ask #random #dog #emo #lovers #art #self reblog #lover #book #anon #books #work

ooooh cute coffee cup

Thank you, it’s for you

#coffee #Ames #ask #cute #funny

Applying to jobs is a humiliation ritual

#dude #I’m dying #mine #help #what #jobs #working #work #genuinely I think I’m never gonna make it #humiliation ritual

It’s wild when people post pics of their newborn like bro ain’t nobody wanna see that thing

#mine #help #what #maybe it’s just because I’m not fond of children #but it’s so weird #first of all #you shouldn’t put their faces on the internet #at all #and also #bro #just stop #that thing you think is cute is actually not cute #anyway #I’m being a hater #I’m talking like #right after delivery btw #not cute #I’m sorry #I’m a hater

jack I'm eating focaccia with cherry tomatoes and onion it's so juicy it's such a shame that you're not

Stop taunting me

#mine #help #what #ahahahaha #juju #ask #mutuals #don’t brag I’ll cry

I love gatekeeping. You will never love this thing as much as me. Good try, though

If we know someone who is nonbinary and you refer to them with gendered pronouns when they’re not around, you best believe your dumb ass I correct you every time

#mine #nonbinary #pride #pride month #pride 2026 #lgbt pride #lgbt #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbtq community #lgbtq positivity #lgbtlove #nonbinary pride #thoughts #this happened a few times lately #they were being a smartass

Sorry I can’t make it, I have a spaghetti appointment

#me when I make reservations at an Italian restaurant #mine #help #what #spaghetti #pasta #I love pasta #funny #random

On the web (internet). Does that make me a spider ?

#please say no #im scared of spiders #mine #help #what #spider #web #internet #on the web #funny #random

contemptible-scoundrel

your favorite bloggers least favorite mutual

#I think the same thing like uhhhh huh???#reblog #mutuals #funny #blog

okay so Jack-gpt

should I stop putting Worcestershire sauce everywhere?

Hello juju. I think you should put worcestershire sauce on whatever makes you happy, just probably not your dog

#mine #help #what #ask #juju #funny #Jack gpt #worcestershire sauce

Who is Bob and why do you have his hair

#mine #help #what #joke #Bob #funny #is It funny #please laugh #hair #haircut

Just dropped lots of money on new bedding. You bet your ass I’m about to sleep so good

#mine #help #what #bedding #got dark brown sheets #and an ivory comforter #it’s gonna be awesome #clean #bed #sleep #sleeping #sleepy

Realizing that Odysseus is the most quixotic character ever changed my whole perspective

Pasta literally turns me on #pastasexual

#happy pride #mine #help #what #pasta #pastalover #pastarecipes #I love pasta #pride #pride month #lgbt pride #pride flag #pride 2026 #happy pride 🌈#queer pride #gay pride #pride ahahha #funny #random #gay

Alright fine—from now on everything I do will be aesthetic. All of it. It’s happening

#chaos IS an aesthetic #it counts #so that’s good #mine #help #what #aesthetic #life #my life #funny #random

Hi vamp! I need your help... I've been talking to someone for 3-4 days now, but talking to them doesn't make me happy; I don't feel any emotions. However, I think they seem happy when they talk to me, and they say they've been happy for a long time. I don't want to talk to them for long, and I don't know what to do. I don't want to hurt them, but I don't want to get attached to them either. I don't know what to do :(

From past personal experience, waiting for yourself to like someone is a waste of both of yalls time. But to be fair it hasn’t even been a week for you guys so yeah

#idk what to say idk the situation well enough #ask

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