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my blogs (yes ik I have a lot):

#mine #help #what #gay #uni #love #cute #funny #uni student #reblog #me #sleep #exam #vampire #wtf #ask #random #dog #emo #lovers #art #self reblog #lover #book #anon #books #work

As soon as I start making good progress in the gym and locking into my hobbies……. here comes the job offer. Typical

#this is satire #I’m so happy #but it’s also true #DAMN #mine #help #what #work #job #job offer #funny #working #WS #gym #hobbies

Give me 50/50 odds and I’ll still fail twice

#😎#I’m tuff like that #mine #help #what #50/50 #50/50 odds #odds #funny #random

My new job offer has had me spending money I couldn’t even imagine spending before

#im out here like #a little treat for myself #and it’s 5 books #I’m not even looking at my bank account right now #I’m just living life #mine #help #what #job #work #funny #job offer #money

I have 5 billion followers on tumblr btw…

#mine #help #what #funny #5 billion #tips hat #oh kill me #this is all satire btw #tumblr #tumblr is a functioning website #follower #following #followers #random #not to flex or anything #butttttttt yeah

Me: I’m not old

Also me: Mmmm maybe I should get into bird watching ?

#mine #help #what #old #funny #ahahaha #bird #birds #bird watching #this is kinda a joke #but also #it’s not #birds are so tuff

Do yall need a lawyer? I currently work for 6 😎

#I GOT THE FUCKING JOB BRO #mine #help #what #HELL YEAHHHHH #job #work #WS #law #law firm

Maybe it is better to speak than to die. But speaking may also lead to my death…

It’s funny because I’m at my job interview, and the lobby is playing saxophones, so the saxophones are literally getting louder

#mine #help #what #work #job #interview #job interview #law #saxophones #the saxophones are getting louder #yes I’m on tumblr what else am I supposed to do!!

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Finished my job interview at the law firm. You know what I’m gonna do now? Play Pokemon

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Holy SHIT, they just asked me to come back for TWO MORE INTERVIEWS WTFFFF!!!!

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IM SO SCARED IM GOING TO THE NEXT TWO THIS MORNING AHHHHHH IM MEETING WITH THE SECTION HEAD PARTNERS SO LIKE THE SUPER IMPORTANT PEOPLE AHHHHH

#i’m gonna throw up #interview #mine #self reblog #life #stress #job #work

Gotta go back downtown in my stupid little suit again (I’m wearing my black suit this time—it’s kinda hot, actually)

#interview #work #mine #help #what #suit #life #funny

You know, a bicep picture really is healing

#mine #help #what #bicep #funny #bicep picture #hell yeah

*Me looking at the picture I took of my food after I’ve eaten it like it’s my dead wife*

#mine #help #what #funny #dead wife #food #food mention #picture

Whenever someone asks me for directions in a place I’ve lived in all my life I feel like a pigeon in nyc who knows where everything is but just can’t verbalize it …

#found this in my drafts #still relevant #mine #help #what #pigeon #nyc #New York #new york city #funny #random #directions #city #city life #bird #birds

Any tips for interviewing at a law firm? I’m meeting with 4 of the partners on Monday

#mine #help #what #ask #asking #tip #tips #interview #job #work #asking for help #asking for advice #asking for tips #law #law firm #WS

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museum date but i spend the whole time crying over the concept of history and time

#so real #museum #date #funny #reblog

Imagine going to see the odyssey and pulling a giant wooden horse with all your friends inside, and you go up to the ticket booth and say “one ticket please!”

#mine #help #what #odyssey #the odyssey #the odyssey 2026 #odyssey 2026 #funny #theater #movie #movie theater #wooden horse #Troy

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