#ahem!!!

[the-real-frigidchick]

I love this minion with ALL of my blackened soul.

[telesthisia]

Will you get a Valentine this year?

“Wh-what?! But I?! ...what?!” 

[suredid]

who wants to be the one who sees the first time darcy transforms?? who wants to witness her horror when she comes back to herself and she is covered in viscera and it's in her mouth and there's just blood and blood and blood--

who wants to try and bring her back from going feral?

who wants to help her get clean after?????

ETA: tbh i might tag yall in a starter with this premise so if u want it for someone in particular just lmk... but also feel free to ignore it :)

[hyungszn]

gimme the photos of everyone who makes your life so hard that you can’t keep writing. i’ll hex them and their entire bloodline

wow…. i’m—

[shineesace]

anyways if ur pan ur not automatically transphobic more news at 11

[thepamcake-blog]

I'm just on a music roll, aren't I?

[yeahitsjm-blog]

Ladies tend to prefer men with a good sense of humor because it's associated with intelligence and honesty.