#ahshdh

[m3gum1s]

me whenever zoro’s stinky ass changes fits :

[fire-bay]

You look gnc af

You're insane

[missmorosis]

WAIT GUYS i love making the texts and u guys seem to love it too hello

send requests for them rn and i can whip them up so fast omg

[chaotic-dumbass-witch]

tall vampire lady: *choking ethan against a wall*

me, watching this on a play-through, and ethan being a first person pov character: ohohohohoh im kinda into that shit actually :)

[niytavia]

Feyre Was Pregnant And Gave Delivery To A Child Boy

[falskogfej]

Today my communist wood shop teacher is super happy bc his daughter dropped out of business school I Love Him

[an-i-literategay]

i just saw a post from this account on Instagram with like 6000+ likes and it has never occurred to me that people actually see this and like this stuff and now im just,,, terrifyed ahh. Like wow, I kinda forgot I exist outside my own bubble and wow just wow I’m in shock

[omoghouls]

I was tagged by @r-s-anon mcfreaking calling my virgin ass out pff jkjk ily

bold - applies always.

italic - applies sometimes.

Strikethrough - never applies

* INCLINATIONS / HABITS:

is submissive |  is dominant |  prefers to top   |prefers to bottom |   likes to switch |  identifies as heterosexual   |  identifies as homosexual   |   identifies as bisexual |   identifies as pansexual  |   identifies as demisexual   |   identifies as asexual  |  enjoys sex with men  |   enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with multiple people at one time  | initiates |  waits for partner to initiate |   spits   |  swallows   |  prefers sex in the morning |  prefers sex at night | prefers sex any time  |  no sex drive  |  low sex drive   |  average sex drive  |  high sex drive |   hypersexual

* BODY / APPEARANCE:

small build   |   medium build |  athletic build  |  muscular build |  curvy build |   voluptuous build  |   wears boxer[-briefs]   |  wears lingerie  |  goes ‘commando’ |  shaves/waxes   | doesn’t shave/wax|   cup size a-c  |   cup size d-f   |   1-5" in length   | 6-9" in length   |   10" or over in length

* SOUNDS:

is silent / makes little to no sounds |   is very quiet|   is very loud  |   grows in volume over time |  bites hand / partner / pillow to muffle themselves |   calls out partner’s name   |  curses   |   fakes/exaggerates  |  prefers a quiet partner |   prefers a loud partner  | is turned on by dirty talk  |  is turned off by (bad) dirty talk

* TURN-ONS / KINKS:

having their hands pinned  |  pinning their partner’s hands  | having their hair (horns) pulled |  pulling their partner’s hair  | being watched (by their partner)|   being watched (by a third party)  | watching their partner |  receiving oral  | giving oral  |  calling their partner ‘daddy’  |   being called ‘daddy’ |  giving praise  |  receiving praise  |  biting / marking |  being bitten / marked |  spanking | being spanked   |  teasing  |  being teased |  having toys used on them  |   using toys on their partner   |  giving anal | receiving anal   |  choking |   being choked  |   dirty talk |  being tied up  |   tying their partner up |  being worshiped  |  worshiping their partner |   humiliating   |   being humiliated   |   degrading   | being degraded  | knife play  |   blood play   |   being pegged |   pegging

I uhhhh, I tag anyone who wants to do this 💖💖