me, on my deathbed: i’m finally at peace nurse: they’re here me, sitting up violently: WHO’S HERE nurse: it’s the friends you made along the way me: oh ok cool nurse: …to collect the debt you owe them me: WHAT DEBT?? friend #1: emotional labor friend #2: spotify premium i fronted you friend #3: remember that one time i bought you nuggets and you said “i’ll pay you back next time”? well, me: flatlines











