#aiberxwedy

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Drafting chapter three of Nametag tonight.

Get ready for some Aiber.

Which by extension means Aiber/Wedy.

*breathes heavily*

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Genderbend AU- Aiber and Wedy

He is lanky like a bent cigarette and she’s told him she loves him so many times and he laughs off every one, but he still wakes in her silky bedsheets and makes her eggs and does an imperfect French crossword, head tossed back and motionless like a painting in the cool light every morning.

"You stole my heart," is a line she loves, because it’s routine and facetious and the best lie they’ve got.

"You conned me," he tells her, with gentle fingertips and a smile that’s far kinder than he intends it to be, "into thinking it was something worth having." It’s the second best lie.

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put out your cigarette and kiss me on the lips | an aiberxwedy mix (→ listen)

undoubtedly the happiest mix i've ever made for death note, and likely the one that will be listened to least (bc almost nobody cares about aiber and wedy) but it was a blast to make and so i thought i'd post it! so here you are!

01. 1983 - neon trees | 02. lit up - the national | 03. arabella - arctic monkeys | 04. baby fratelli - the fratellis | 05. smoke detector - rilo kiley | 06. she's a genius - jet | 07. thy will be done - handsome furs | 08. a million ways - ok go | 09. of the night - bastille | 10. u.r.a. fever - the kills | 11. she can get it - kevin rudolf | 12. suck it and see - arctic monkeys

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by 髭武将

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who cooks normally?: aiber makes breakfast - eggs and cigarettes - and she sits at the counter reading her paper and correcting his technique. it's much the same in bed.

how often do they fight?: not very often. there's no pressure from either side to be in love or to particularly "make it work." if they get annoyed/tired of each other, they fuck off somewhere else (or fuck someone else) for a while. they usually end up back together not through any concerted effort, but just as a matter of course.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: work, drink, fuck - more or less the same things they do when they're together. they have separate hobbies, though. aiber goes to fashion week in milan. wedy goes to women's basketball games. aiber likes buying cheap houses and reselling them at twice the price. wedy likes burlesque clubs. aiber likes losing games of scrabble against L. wedy doesn't like games she can't win.

nicknames for each other?: "merrie had a little lamb~"

"what the hell kind of name is thierry, anyway?"

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: they split the bill if they pay at all.

who steals the covers at night?: well, wedy is a thief… (/puns)

what would they get each other for gifts?: he buys her a gun (despite the fact that he hates them) because he knows they're her favorite things. it's the wrong kind or one she already has, but she doesn't actually tell him that. she is definitely not touched by the gesture. not at all. she buys him a suits that aren't tacky - "just in case of emergency."

who remembers things?: "i think it's my birthday this week. we should go out and celebrate," aiber says, for the fourth month in a row.

who cusses more?: wedy. alternately at the television, the stocks page, and aiber.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: get them a drink, first and foremost. then get themselves a drink.

who kissed who first?: aiber went for it the first time they met. she'd caught his chin, tilted it away, and told him to call her after a shave and some mouthwash.

who made the first move?: it was on a case gone bad and they were hiding in a broom closet and, well, might as well go out with a bang~ (/more puns)

who started the relationship?: one time he just showed up on her doorstep covered in rain and bourbon and asked her to please love him for a little while. she didn't say yes, but she let him in anyway.