ailuruses asked: PHAEDRA/LUCIAN!!!!
big spoon/little spoon: lmao lucian has big spoon cuddlemonster written all over him okay. sometimes they switch it up though.
favorite non-sexual activity: omfg talking tbh. they love talking!! they are actual great talkers. they gab over meals and while getting ready for bed and when waking up like wowow they are always talking. :') also taking long walks down the mountain and chatting with everyone they meet.
who uses all the hot water: i think they both keep using it all up and getting into squabbles that turn into make out sessions over it, okay.
most trivial thing they fight over: arguing over who said what piece of petty gossip and its overall veracity because they are just that incredibly invested in the lives of the people on the mountain :''')
who does most of the cleaning: i can see them both doing it together, and also both of them using it as an excuse to get some alone time together that can quickly get out of hand.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: they both throw things in random in their queue and it is completely disorganized, but it works for them. phaedra and lucian consume a steady diet of romantic comedies, cheesy action flicks, and just random miscellaneous stuff like nature documentaries.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: lucian nominates himself but it's actually phaedra who resolves the problem perfectly
who steals the blankets: i think they both do it, but lucian tends to do it more
who leaves their stuff around: i think lucian would leave more things around but not to an extent that it gets really messy or anything. phadra loves it because she thinks it makes their home feel lived in. wowow this is the sappiest fill but i'm not even sorry.
who remembers to buy the milk: they both would remember and take turns/go together to go and get it
who remembers anniversaries: they are both total schmucks and they both remember them.