#alpha bully

[higherarchic]

being so superior makes you want to fk over the weak

[duraznolemon]

[skinnybullies]

Scotty!

[goon-bate]

Message for the gooners out there 😈

[ascension4all]

C-mon

[bsffascination]

[desibrownboys]

[vavuska]

WHICH 2010s TOXIC RELATIONSHIP ARE YOU?

WEREWOLF

- makes jokes about domestic violence and his addiction to beer, but his criminal report shows too much charges caused by bar fights for a person who isn't constantly drunk

- has anger issues, is jealous and has a huge pathological insecurity that makes him sniff your body to detect some other “male” smell on you

- lives in a caravan in the woods with a bunch of other buffy dudes that he calls "his pack", but swears it isn't gay (dude is a bit homophobic)

- will pee on your mat to assert dominance and your neighbor's dog will hate his guts

- Will develop a crush for your friend's newborn daughter

BILLIONAIRE

- At the first date says unironically that you two must sign a pre-nup, because he has already 5 ex-wives and 7 children to support

- Will make a scene if you come at the date with a dress that doesn't match with his tie

- His house is white and minimal and has a weird smell of chemicals, like an hospital

- Gots nervous when you try to open the fridge, like he is hiding some corpse in it (yes, he is)

- He is a serial killer and a professional stalker, actually he followed you for days, placed a spy device on your car and hacked your phone to learn * everything * about you, even before you would be able to notice his existence