#aimeepiggy

[elle-eedee]

@chriseevanss ur talking about eggsy

send me a character and an expression!

[elle-eedee]

im literally incapable of having normal dreams about aimee like??? the first time she was my next door neighbor and she had a garden identical to that of my actual next door neighbor except it was only lemon trees??? and hank green was there but he was some kinda lemon wizard???

and last night i had one that she came with me on a field trip to washington dc but it was a week long trip to some college??? in ANOTHER DIMENSION??? and there was a rule that you HAD to buy lunch every day idek what the punishment for not doing it was but boy oh boy was i scared. and there was a five below kinda store and you could literally just take stuff off the shelves for free if you bought a ticket that basically let you stay the night there and aimee and i did that and met/constantly hid from a strange old white man who lived there. what the hell

[elle-eedee]

it's not stealing if tHEY DON'T KNOW THAT YOU HAVE THEM

BUT AIMEE THOSE WERE SOMEONES CUTE SHOES AND CHERRY WAS JUST LIKE "AYYYYYYY LMAO" LIKE NAH SOMEONES MISSIN THOSE

[elle-eedee]

all of the monster asks!!!

under the cut because this is a lot of questions!! (dammit aimee you know i love monsters)

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not? 

ummmmmmmm only if i can bargain them into offering it to at least 2 ppl i rly care about (said people being, probably, aimee and asiya) bc i fear the afterlife a lil bit mostly cause i dont wanna go to hell and have all that christianity nonsense be real and have my parents be like "lol i told you so /ollies out"

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be? 

FUCKFUCKFUCK I BASICALLY JUST ANSWERED THIS WITH THE LAST ONE asiya probably but also maybe aimee or kyleisha or kate

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? 

either the fact that im not a witch/magical girl/supreme deity or the fact that my parents are mega religious (although if i was a wittch i could change that myself and then do other stuff too,,,,,,,,,,,,, hm)

Ghost: Do you have any regrets? 

all the time. my big ones are not coming out to my parents that one time that they nearly found out i was a super homo anyways, and i regret the event that led to them almost finding that out (the event was my twitter)

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person? 

i like to thtink im a free spirit but i am so obsessed w/ bein a people pleaser its kinda sad

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you? 

uh,,,,,,,,,,,,, hell yea

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now? 

i wish i talked to kenna as much as i used to does that count

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

hitchhike around the country to meet all my internet friends and then form an army with them all, probably

or rob a bank and spend the money on comic books and concert tickets

 Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself? 

horny & unsatisfied with reality

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love? 

i would punch a shark three times if it meant i could date asiya forever

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself? 

i wish my waist was like, a lil tinier. i love havin chubby legs,, and i love my tittays, but goddamn it. that torso is too much chub

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them? 

#watchingthesunsetwithsquidward

it actually all depends on whether they also know that they only have one day left or what

i would NOT end the day without telling them how much i care about that

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do? 

idk who but id make them be legit brutally honest with me about how they feel about me

or id make a bank teller give me all the money

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for? 

the ability to either fly or teleport

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear? 

"chrissy, im breakin up w/ u"

im a sentimental sap but oh god that would be the worst thing ever

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants? 

buy me flowers & tell me im cute

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

music

[elle-eedee]

aimee i was gonna tag u in a song but maya never posted it on her tumblr so go listen to this song u precious lil lady 

[pissedson]

fall out boy!

Favorite Album: From Under The Corktree 

Favorite Song: Young Volcanoes

Seen Them Live: No :~(

Have Any Merch: Yes

[pissedson]

one direction!

Favorite Album: Midnight Memories

Favorite Song: Moments (Up All Night)

Seen Them Live: Yes!! :~)

Have Any Merch: *whispers* heck yeah

[pissedson]

A-Z!!!!

okay friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a- angela

b- boobies :~)

c- corn

d- delilahs

e- elephants

f- flowers

g- gorillas

h- harry

i- icky vicky from the fairly odd parents

j- j (boy from school ;~)

k- kaylee

l- liam n louis

m- m&ms

n- niall

o- oranges

p- peppermint

q- quesadillas

r- rick from twd

s- sexy boobers :~)

t- twix!!!!!

u- u :~)

v- vaginas

w- world wide web

x- XIV

y- yellow dresses

z- zebras

and most of all i love u aimee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!