it's not his fault he sucks so bad!

chriss | 26 | it/they | i am but a simple jester

[elle-eedee]

hey fellas i just reopened my commissions if anybody’s looking to throw me a few dollars! rates & terms at the carrd link :)

site says i take my inquiries via twitter but you can go ahead and dm me here or on @clownn0se if you prefer!! hope 2 see you there B)

[elle-eedee]

MY SKADAM DELUSIONS ARE ALIVE AND WELL. I THINK THE APPLES ROTTEN RIGHT TO THE CORE FROM ALL THE THINGS FROM ALL RHE OTHER APPLES COMINT BEFORE

[murrays-fantasy-workshop]

gender coping by drawing your kintype as a femboy? ✍️(◔-◔)

Commission Information

[onuatf]

Decided to draw Evil-Lyn again

[frightzonewires-deactivated2023]

Old art of MOTU verse Hordak improvised with the figure photo

[edgar-allan-possum]

The CGI/Core Hordak's wings are actually a separate Bat of Horokoth that clips onto his back!

[elle-eedee]

hey!! if u are the person who sent me that very heartfelt anon a few days ago-- u should tell me who you are! let's talk! i think you're blaming yourself too much & not considering my lifetime of avoidant behavior!!!!!!!

[elle-eedee]

nvm lol

[carriefisher]

BAILEY’S 3K CELEBRATION —⏳+ christine for @six-demon-bag

“Either you’re dumber than you look, or you don’t know your friend very well. He had the same look in his eye that my brother always had. Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his whole rotten life was that car. No shitter ever came between him and Christine, if they did… watch out! He had a five-year-old daughter choke to death in her… he wouldn’t get rid of her. He just rode around with the radio blaring, not a care in the world except for Christine." — Christine (1983) dir. John Carpenter

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[kushblazer666]

[delbolsillo]

He cried for hours

[elle-eedee]

hey!! if u are the person who sent me that very heartfelt anon a few days ago-- u should tell me who you are! let's talk! i think you're blaming yourself too much & not considering my lifetime of avoidant behavior!!!!!!!

[nowwithgaypheromones]

projecting my period cramps onto mike stoklasa

[retroautomaton]

they’re here to steal your life savings fix your vcr 🍿🪛🩸

[halfinhalfoutta]

[catboyjerma]

[thegrabowskis]

edited by jay bauman and mike stoklasa

EXACTLY