#dream diary

[foepaw]

i had a dream i was some kind of horrifying mischievous fairy monkey creature with reality altering powers, and i was primarily using these to fuck with one specific straight couple who appeared to be in their late 20s.

it started with me on top of a cupboard in their loft ceiling apartment, trying to toss heavy blocks on the husbands head and kill him- but i kept missing, and when they’d hit the floor he’d turn and stare at them, then go back to his conversation with his wife. after id missed like 3 times, he bent down, gathered them up, and handed them back to me, smiling, and i realized “oh shiiiit for some reason these people see me as their beloved funny pet. i must have done this with my powers. im going to fuuuuck with them”.

then it was like a sitcom where i’d do something different each episode to see how they’d react, and they’d panic or get angry or be magically oblivious to it and just go “awww”. if they got mad and suspected me as the culprit, i’d feign ignorance or remorse until they forgave me, and then it would reset for the next episode.

a brief list of antics/crimes i can remember:

aforementioned attempted murder (reaction: did not care at all, smiled and returned my failed murder weapons)

manifesting a 4 inch deep layer of shaved ice over all the floors in their home, for me to play in (reaction: “awww look its having fun :)”

accompanying them on a fancy restaurant outing with their friends, during which i sat on the floor next to the table with a shape sorter for babies and pretended to be really bad at it while their friends oooo’d and awww’d (reaction: basically nothing, they didn’t give a shit)

turning them into dnd goblins and sending them on an isekai journey (they hated this one and i had to feign remorse; and when this didnt work effectively enough i erased their memories)

while their friends were over for dinner, summoning some kind of blue, loosely chikorita-esque cartoon creature to jump out of their television screen and run around their apartment, joyously breaking things while screaming “SPRING!” repeatedly. They saw this one coming because i’d apparently done it before, and were like “oh god oh no not that thing again, please we’re begging you, don’t- NOOOOO”. this one pissed the husband off badly enough that he went into his office job, where he apparently had the means to gather all kinds of evidence of supernatural phenomena, and successfully acquired proof of my shitty powers. unfortunately i knew this was happening, on account of my shitty powers. so i watched him do this remotely, and then when he was on his way back with like, three milk crates fill of evidence, i teleported the Spring! creature to his location and knocked all of the shit out of his arms, destroying a bunch of it. then i disguised it as a helpful bystander who helped him gather his scattered things, secretly magically corrupting all of his taped footage and DNA samples when it touched them. he thanked the kind stranger only for them to give a thumbs up, shapeshift just their face back into the Spring! monster and say “SPRING!”, and disappear.

anyway that was my dream experience of being an terrible creature with god powers

[obstinaterixatrix]

I had a weird dream I don’t remember, I think it was about work/teaching

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

Last night I dreamed that I was in this huge crossover comic book event, spread out across multiple comic lines specific to each element in the crossover, which included Guilty Gear, various Capcom properties (IIRC Morrigan was there), and apparently X-Men. I was a character original to this crossover, who sort of ended up paired with Magneto as he was trying to navigate the city where everyone had been isekai'd into or something.

At one point an apartment building got dropped on me, and Magneto caught it using his powers, with all the metal that was built into the building's structure. The dream didn't show any damaged bits or anything, the place where the building had been separated from its foundation was just this perfectly smooth and flat featureless surface.

In the dream, I sort of wondered "wait, Magneto doesn't give a shit about anyone who isn't a mutant, why was he saving me?" and in response to this, the dream decided that, well, my time-space manipulation abilities were specifically mutant superpowers, then! Yeah I was now possibly Ellen Kramer, the updated trans version of my high school self-insert OC. The dream's "narration" touched upon the fact that even when you have Magneto on your side, you have to deal with the fact that he's still goddamn Magneto (i.e. an arrogant prick who exclusively thinks in black and white, has never once considered the conses of his quences, and is powerful enough to make it everyone's problem).

[redlerred7]

Man, I was actually in the right headspace to sleep at a reasonable time tonight, but the weather decided it was time to rain so hard that the worry of my room flooding kept waking me up.

Relatedly, I think I hallucinated my walls having pores and growing hair during my fits of interrupted sleep. Does that count as a dream?

[dr34mz]

the other night i was playing with my kitty on the floor w her acting like i was a cat too

the day after i was looking to buy petroleum jelly to make solid perfume w

last night i just rly needed to shit. but i had a massage/hair appt? and now i woke up thinking i may have a uti

[lumiosdreamdiary]

#269 Humanmons

Dream of a pokemon game where the so-called pokemons are human, meanwhile real but stylized animals on all 4 are trainers. I've also seen a few normal pokemons like a vaguely-looking growlithe or Pikachu, but they were few and far between and were all sent out by my anime feral fox character into battle alongside the humans who they fought against.

[ddempror]

Tonight I dreamt

I was in a new minecraft world, trying to get diamonds. I quickly got the wood and stone pickaxes, without visibly earning them. Then got an iron ingot, and iron pickaxe. I tgrew the pickaxe away. I then realized i needed to make an iron pickaxe. I went to mine a villager house walls that were iron blocks, but they wouldnt drop any, apparently because i threw my iron pickaxe. Then it was night and there were monsters. I fled into a house, but the walls were gone bc i mined them. I then fled to an animal enclosure nearby, surrounded by monsters. I worried they could reach me, but they could not. However, suddenly a witch was in my enclosure. I fled away. Then there were creepers. I saved&quit.

I was then in a world where i was a powerpuff girl. I approached a sinister home. I was not supposed to enter, but it was night. I hurriedly pressed the button to open the iron door, and was met with a staircase passage. Upstairs, were 2 people talking. They musnt know I am here. I went down the stairs. There were blocks and walls missing so i could see all the way down. On the right side of the stairs were very short, open little pieces of floor that looked like sinisterly small stacked rooms with no furniture. I jumped the stairs, the 1-block gap, and entered 1 of these floors. They were small. Just then, i heard the conversation had ended and the man walked down. I saw his nametag lower the stairs. Horrible would happen if he found me, i was terrified. My nametag was visible. I saved&quit.

I was back at the 1st world, now in the sky, on complexes of blocks, that someone placed during a sky battle to protect me, which was still going on. I was glad to return and be more safe.

End

[allconsumingspiral]

I really had a dream just know that I was is some dungeon situation à la DCC and I entered a boss battle and the boss was a bully from my former class in school. (Luckily I wasn't personally bullied, but my now friend was, which I unfortunately didn't notice at the time)