Let me tell y'all about Wednesday Man
Every Wednesday, this old man (like gotta be in his sixties or maybe seventies old) runs through our marching band rehearsal carrying our university's flag yelling "WEDNESDAY!!!" (on weeks before games, he'll yell SATURDAY to hype us up for the upcoming game)
This always brightens my mood because like aw how sweet right? But today. Today was different.
Today, he ran through our rehearsal yelling SATURDAY as per usual, everyone "WOO"ed and shit bc we love him
And then as he's running off the field towards the parking lot, with no prompting or context, he yells, and I quote, "EVERYONE WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN BUT WHO WANTS TO DIE?" and then left
(Like 5 different flutes raised their hand in response to that question but that's not the point)














