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[captaincrief]

I'm not a terrible person!

I've finally returned home... well... to where I live currently.

In any case, I'm home, and finally able to talk about my trip (to a point. Must uphold some bridge of confidentiality- even if no one else will). The trip- SURPRISE- only got worse after the night had passed... it was surprising to me even that it could go worse.

Not only had I awoken to my Co-Pilot having drawn... inappropriate things on my person, but he had also executed single-handedly his ridiculous idea of a prank! This involved the ludicrous plot of hiding my captain's uniform, to which (when asked politely of it's location) he commented on how I could wear HIS outfit, as it would be better suited for a pilot of MY caliber. Of course (true to form) he then mocked me when I informed him of the regulation that is stated about Captains donning their uniform while on duty.

I CAN'T SEEM TO WIN HERE.

I did finally happen to find my uniform though... laying in the mossy bathtub SOAKED THROUGH. Although I was able to go into work wearing my proper clothes (as deemed by a flight regulation that NO ONE here seems to have read), my employer upon seeing me criticized the smell, questioned my sanity, and then took pictures of the event... so she'd 'always remember the day the... captain... lost it'.

Of course it seems as if the bane of this crew's existance is the fact I am the captain, let's just say she didn't use that word upon describing me. I suppose I could say that maybe they're just jealous... but in fear of them reading this, I won't be so bold.

Anyway, it was a very uncomfortable flight- one of which the first officer could not stop making jests at. It really wasn't funny! This uniform has to be dry cleaned! Really, I DON'T have the money! I've been washing it in my sink with dish soap since I got home trying to get the smell out!

I mean... I'm absolutely joking. Of course I have a washer... I mean a laundry mat... In any case, the Co-Pilot... we can call now... Doogle... seemed to think this was a form of revenge for having to work with me.

I don't think I'm all that bad! Surely I haven't done anything to anyone bad enough to deserve that form of treatment. I mean how does it look for an air... dot to have a captain that appears so unprofessional? The crew didn't feel this way, however. They did think it was appropriate to mock me in front of quite a few people. Some of those people were other pilots... and rather attractive women. I hissed for 'Doogle' to silence himself, and he 'catching the drift' boldly (and loudly) stated that I hadn't a chance with anyone there. 'Be it female, or weak-willed animal' were his exact words. Everyone here seems to harbor a lot of hard feelings towards me...

Well, everyone except Arthur.

Honestly, I'm not worried if Arthur reads any of this. He's too dense to understand many words in the array of my complicated linguistic skills, and would probably just keep it to himself if he did. Which, deeming he is reading this right now, he WILL do.

(-Seriously, Arthur, if you happen to be reading this please do not talk to anyone about it, not even in passing. My (despite what 'Doogle' says about it's existence) career depends on it. I may not be getting through to you on this level, but the word 'FIRED' is not something I want to be hearing at any time soon.-)

In any case, I'm home(ish), and I'm just about ready to kick back with a flight manual and a cup of tea. Tomorrow I have another flight, and I'm not excited at all to see how the uniform has turned out by then... I hope that the iron will sort out some of the crinkles. More later. =Captain Martin Creiff= 

[sardonium]

HEEEEY

HEY THEREEEEEE.

1. First impression: Weeeeell wow we actually met like a year ago now a;skdlfj but YEAH. I think-- if I remember correctly, you messaged me first as Aqua, so I mean-- even if that was technically roleplaying, it made me happy and yeah |D. I don't remember when we first talked OOC or lask;fdj but I remember being rather intimidated by you and aslkdfj.2. Truth is: I still kind of am sometimes -- and I wish we talked more as well. Also sometimes I see your posts when you're -- not feeling well and such and I don't know what to say and then feel bad a;lsdfjk;; but I do wish you luck with everything and yeah.3. How old do you look: I have no idea |D.4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yes, haha.5. Have you ever made me mad: I don't believe so~6. Best feature: This is still like one of the hardest questions-- BUT UM, I dunno sdalfkj. I like how you post the "my thoughts" things-- so personality, I think.7. Have I ever had a crush on you: No, but you're still great~8. You’re my: Friend~9. Name in my phone: I don't have your number :U.10. Should you post this too?: You just did, haha.

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1, 2, 4, 6

(´・ω・`) : 1 fact about the person I like.

Uhhh what's an obscure fact that won't actually reveal anything.

They have a Tumblr.

-- which I think is pretty obvious because if they didn't I would talk about them more probably who knows.

（*´▽｀*）: 2 facts about my favorite things.

I'm actually kind of excited for the next school year, orchestra-wise. Because the current 9th graders are really good and they'll be at the high school next year which means we'll have more really good players. (Not that the people currently in orchestra aren't amazing, but it's still cool a;sfdlj.)

And uhhh. I'll just make another orchestra fact.. our orchestra is around 50-ish people?

(*´∀｀*人*´∀｀*): 4 facts about my parents.

Around 4th/5th grade/maybe earlier, I stopped getting along with my mom? Because teen things I guess idk maybe 5th grade then. But it progressively got worse over time because we don't agree on anything :'D.

My mom doesn't live here anymore, but she is a hairdresser so she used to cut my hair so I've never actually made an appointment at a salon before.

My dad is cool, but I wonder if he regrets what he's gotten me into sometimes, because he got me into anime, Kingdom Hearts (kind of -- he kept suggesting it to my brother and I because he thought we would like it though I didn't really get into it until I played Days), Daimonin (an RPG), and probably Japanese music (except anime did that too)...

He works with computers and does computer things like programming and web development I think? Idk he does a lot asdlkf;j.

ヾ(*´ー`)ノ: 6 facts about my home town.

It's the same place I live in now.

According to Wikipedia, the 2010 census said that the population is around 45.5 thousand.

Most of my friends that live in town live at least 10-15 minutes away? By car. Which is obviously not bad, but then my brother has friends that are like two minutes away and he has friends over ALL THE TIME.

Uhh. We have a college here.

We have a wonderful orchestra program |D. But seriously. I mean I only know about the public school one, but I think the one at the college is good too?

One more.. OH WE HAVE REALLY BAD ROADS in our neighborhood. I'm just giving you a lovely impression of this town, aren't I /shot.

But apparently Oklahoma is one of the states with the worst roads anyway so idk :U. They're improving the highways a lot though. At least between here and OKC and Tulsa..

I talk too much.

[sardonium]

air-dot replied to your post: you occasionally plot my corner’s death during our chats

you and goof. i know you’re plotting another death for my dear corner right now

But you speak as if we haven't already planned one.　

[sardonium]

you occasionally plot my corner's death during our chats

And not only your corner, but every corner, including the unclaimed ones uwu.

I mean-- what makes you think that :U

[xritsun]

COOL FACT: Una Stubbs, the actress who plays Mrs Hudson -- her birthday is the day after yours. :u

Really now? 8UI did not know this, nice 8U

[xritsun]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RIKU BU

Thanks Yuffie 8D

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air-dot replied to your post: So I made a Twitter account since I used to have...

I’m thinking about one just to stalk — I MEAN FOLLOW — my favorite actors and actresses but idek. :U

Yeah, idk :U. I'm probably not going to be on it much anyway, so it's kind of pointless. Buuut yeah. Eh, it only takes a few minutes to make, so I guess it's not a big deal.