“How do I know you’re the real Iron Man?” Darcy called out. “Well, I’m in a red and gold metal suit and I just flew up to a twenty-fifth floor window,” he said. “Persuasive.”
Darcy and Tony (chp. 1)
Fenestration and the Art of Self Defense by Airawyn (AO3) Avengers (Marvel Movies) – Teen #Alternate Universe #Canon-Typical Violence #Windows #Tasers #Pizza #Humor #An unnecessary number of knives #Aggressive Self-Defense #Dog Cops
In which Darcy Lewis catsits for Captain America and Bucky Barnes doesn’t use the front door.










