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im sure someone's said this but haaaaaaaaa can you imagine if Geralt still had a wish left from the djinn when he told Jaskier "I wish life could take you off my hands"?

........that's so good.......so angsty........so painful..........

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I know I in no way have started trends in the fandom, BUT I would like to point out the coincidences of all the times I made fic and hcs for the fandom and they have since become incredibly popular trends:

Omega Jason Todd (halfway coupled with Gryffindor Jason Todd)

Soft bro Damian Wayne

Cowboy Jason Todd

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I occasionally post fandom related things so I have come bearing a good Birthday Boy hc:

Jason probably had no birthdays growing up so his first birthday at the manor is overwhelming to him. Presents? Cake? Bruce took the day off and is taking him to idk Disney Land?? what the fuck frick is this??? A birthday party? what's that?

Baby Jay waking up, stumbling down the stairs in an oversized hoody and rumpled bed head, does a double take to the colorful banner that reads HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY and Bruce exits the kitchen with a big grin, arms open a hug.

"What's going on?"

"It's your birthday," Bruce probably ruffles his tangled hair. "Alfred says you can have cake at lunch, but he's making you chocolate chip waffles for breakfast."

"Cake? For what?"

Bruce blinks. He's thrown off kilter. "For your birthday; some of your friends can come over if you'd like. Really make this a birthday party!"

Jason squints. "What's a birthday party?"

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Jason: we always see 5'6, 5'4, 5'8...

Tim: never 5'12!

Damian: 6 feet

Tim: what?

Damian: 12 inches equal a foot. 6 feet

Jason: oh my god, you're a genius!

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Jason, 12 years old, with enough energy and anger to fuel a nuclear reactor combined with sneaky little fingers that snatch whatever looks shiny or important for later. Already quiet on his feet, cautious and careful, knows how to disappear in the grocery store if Bruce looks away for .2 seconds.

And Bruce, Gotham Dad of the Year, only had to worry about Dick hanging from the chandelier and maybe getting a cut from the crystals. But Jason is a whole other form of stress and parental fear. So Bruce buys a child leash, first a (monkey) backpack that Jason adamantly refuses to use then a wrist leash that he's a bit more amenable to.

Sure, Bruce would've just gone with the hand holding that he did with Dick but Jason refuses that too. "it's either you hold my hand or you wear the wrist leash; Im going to suffer a heartattack if you keep ducking out of sight when we're in public" because his first thought is always kidnapping cuz a Wayne heir fetches quite a nice price, not to mention the trouble Jason gets into if Bruce isnt paying 150% attention to him

(and maybe Jason finally stopped needing the leash, or maybe he finally held Bruce's hand, a week before he died)

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Jason and Tim run a youtube channel where they travel the country ghost hunting because of course Jason turns out to be a medium and yes it was all Tim's idea

the opening slate of every video reads "do not try this at home--we are trained jackasses who 100% know what we're doing"...............that was Jason's idea

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im suddenly fascinated with the idea of possessive!dick like someone puts their arm around Jason and Dick's spidey senses go off and he comes bursting into the room like tHAT IS MY BROTHER

like can y'all imagine Dick being a brother for the first time and he's just loving it? Yes hello nice to meet you *unfolds fifty thousand pictures from his wallet* let me tell you all about my brother

he's like Bruce but with less emotional constipation

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i really like playing with the idea that after the pit Jason has some sort of supernatural power, and i also like playing with the idea that Red Hood is street dad to tons of kids so.....

what if Jason runs a sort of ghost orphanage? he has a large flat in an old building down by the docks and he comes home tired, worn out, bruised, and is greeted by a bunch of ghost children. greeted by tragedy. some maybe dont know they're dead, some still sport their injuries, and Jason wades through the throng and greets each one with a soft smile