Ganonthots on American football (my family has some games on. Assume that he is going to willingly watch)
I feel like Ganondorf would not be a fan of sports, at least the spectacle side of it. That being said, I think American football and the cult-like following its teams attract, along with the enormous amount of revenue generated from merch, advertising, and of course the Super Bowl would intrigue Ganondorf. What about this oddly-shaped ball being tossed across a large field while large, strong men dogpile each other is so mesmerizing that it drives the masses to insane levels of devotion? Should he be a football star? Perhaps purchase a team? Manipulate people into worshipping him and following him without question through the ways of the ball of foot?
