sorry i was gone for so long i was thinking about mens ass cheeks rippling against each other when they fart

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sorry i was gone for so long i was thinking about mens ass cheeks rippling against each other when they fart
imagine getting head from someone and every so often they pull away from between your legs to let out a burp. they muffle it into their fist or waft it away from their face, breathing out a slurred "‘scuse me" right before going back down on you. this starts to happen more frequently and after they feel a bubbling in their guts for about the third time, they don't even care to pull away and burp right against your crotch. the burp is wet from your juices coating their mouth and it vibrates your crotch in just the right way and you can't help but squirm at the sensation. they notice this and decide to continue releasing low and meaty burps against you as they eat you out, bringing you to your climax faster than you'd like to admit. now your partner knows to do when they're gassy during sex with you ;)
bonus: imagine the person going down on you has their tongue pierced, the added feel of the steel ball in their tongue running against your bits as they let out a throaty burp <3
my farts are so good today and i'm loving it???
i had way too many fruit gummies before bed last night which is likely the culprit for my gas. my partner said i was pretty gassy when i was asleep and that definitely bled into this morning when i hotboxed my car with huge rotten farts. they were all silent and windy but fuck did they reek. it was honestly really sexy.
i got home from work about an hour ago and so far all i've had to eat today was dairy and i'm currently washing it down with my second can of soda. i've had to hold all my farts in until i got off work so i'm super bloated now, plus i might have to shit soon because my farts are starting to smell quite shitty.
but when i walked into my bedroom i let out the sloppiest fart that went on for a good 5 seconds and stunk up my whole room. it felt soooo fucking good and i could feel my little T dick getting excited. my farts since that one have all been really short, but they're so deep and bubbly and i loooove getting to feel my mattress vibrate each time i rip one. i'm getting major swamp ass too.
i'm trying to hold my farts in right now so i can set up my phone to record and don't waste all my gas but it's so hard when each fart feels so fucking heavenlyyyyyy
i did the thing
intro time ~.*
hello hello, i'm Baal! i'm 26 years old and i'm a trans man who uses he/they pronouns. my main is @furcoveredinblood and this is my k¡nk side blog since i'm too shy to post any of my extreme k¡nks on that blog lmao. i'm here to share my k¡nky thoughts and ficlets with the community <3
requests are currently open
k¡nks i'm interested in and will write about:
farting
slob
feeding/bellies/weight gain
messing/light scat
diapers
burping
light vomit
sneezing/snot/sickness
piss
other types of fics i'm open to writing:
fluff
smut
character A and B scenarios
x reader stuff (including poly x readers!)
any of the k¡nks mentioned above
k¡nks and types of fics i will not write:
rape or sexual assault/violence, any abuse, kidnapping, pedophilia (comfort)
anything to do with children (comfort)
suicide, self harm (comfort)
gore, necrophilia, human trafficking, cults (comfort)
furry/anthro stuff (just not my thing)
racism, anti-LGBTQ, sexism, any bigotry (not relevant)
anything to do with pregnancy or parenthood (referencing parenthood is fine)
addiction (comfort as i'm a recovering addict)
the following k¡nks: vore, feet, DDLG/DDLB/ageplay, non-con, daddy/mommy, virginity k¡nks, heavy scat, heavy vomit, death feederism (comfort)
alpha/omega/that whole thing (comfort)
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maps/pedos/zoophiles/necrophiles
minors (this blog is STRICTLY 18+)
ageless blogs
bigots (racists, terfs, homophobes, etc)
finishing notes
the k¡nks i listed that i won't write about i have absolutely nothing against! it's just for my own comfort and this is my blog therefore i control what i want on it. i am not judging anything anyone is into whatsoever
please check the tags to see if something has already been requested/posted before sending something in!
i likely won't be writing anything fandom related, but any fandoms i do write about will be tagged differently so the posts aren't found in the standard tags
if you aren't sure about something you want to request is okay, feel free to dm me! my dm's are always open
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to anyone that knows me from my main blog: i'm so sorry
tags:
nsfw - #aka.axx
general text - #aka.txt
writing - #aka.doc
audio/video - #aka.avi
asks - #aka.ris
farting - #aka.eprocto
slob - #aka.slob
feeding/bellies/wg - #aka.bigger
messing/scat - #aka.copro
diapers - #aka.padded
burping - #aka.eructo
vomit - #aka.emeto
sneezing/snot - #aka.sick
piss - #aka.omo
fandoms - #aka.[fandom]
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