i'll beat you down

baal ~ 27 ~ he/they ~ bi ~ about 18+ NO MINORS!!!!! antis DNI!!! just my kinky side blog <3

[secretlygross]

oh if i had a whole place to myself i'm dedicating at least one whole room to being fucking disgusting. No air fresheners or trash bins, just a couch, a tv, a bathroom corner, "decorating" with old stained clothes and beer cans, just a place where me and anyone who wants to can just slob out for hours and hours. *maybe* i'd go to clean the bathroom corner once a month (if i remember), but i'd hate to compromise the ambient stink in the room~

a perfect place to either help aspiring slobs break the seal with a friend, or for seasoned nasties to burp and piss and sweat and shart to their hearts content <3 -🍐

sounds like a dream 🤤 make sure there's plenty of room for snacks and fast food containers too 😏 gotta have lots of stuff to refuel with, right? oh and soda bottles, gotta have something to piss in to at least try to keep the floor dry 🥴

[gashotbox]

I really loveeee the idea of casual and lazy almost-face farts. Like one person is laying in bed or on the couch on their side and they're just casually scrolling on their phone or watching TV. Meanwhile your face is chilling on a pillow inches away from their ass as you're also watching TV or chilling on your phone. Bonus points if you complain and then they say "I'm comfortable here, why should I have to move?" 🤭

And then another thing is, what if you're not chilling on the couch, but sitting on the floor next to the couch? Your face is level with their butt as they continuously blast out nasty farts. You could be eating or just chilling while watching TV. 😳

LAZY FARTS >>>> .. lord, couches are too good - having them propped up on their side, just scrolling through their phone . and you don’t even realise you’re eye-level with their ass before they stretch out their leg, yawning, and the most disgusting, fetid bubbles stream out of their hole, popping in your face; all wet and ripe and nasty. their lazy, delighted grin when you yelp in disgust, curling their leg around you languidly to trap you there with minimal effort as they grunt . comfy, cozy and with an ominously gurgling tummy.

love the teasing aspect too. an exaggerated sigh or a knowing glint in their eyes when they wiggle and shift around, ‘inadvertently’ pressing their ass against your face as they whine “i’m comfy..”, before ripping the deepest, bassiest, rumbling farts against your nose. practically vibrating their cheeks with force (and yours.)

[strawberriesandgrapes]

The prettier the girl the hotter it is when she acts like a pig. The juxtaposition in between my girlfriends angelic appearance and her burping for me or having bad body odour or talking about doing smelly farts makes it infinitely hotter. If more ridiculously pretty women were willing to be gross the world would be a better place.

[plushpetaub]

Burps are hot. 💖

I was going to start with some safer half measure like “burps are cute” or something, but what I mean is burps are hot. When you’ve stuffed someone to their limit only for them to belch and say they have a little room left? Hot. When an unassuming cutie lets out the loudest you’ve ever heard, causing them to turn red? Hot! When they add burps to the rhythm of a make out session? HOT!!!

BURPS! ARE! HOT!!!!!!!

[aka742617000027]

i've been messing myself a lot at home as of recent and i'm absolutely loving it. not entirely on purpose, just trying to push out a fart and it definitely not being a fart and letting the shit melt out of me instead. i wear jeans a lot so that shit just stays nice and packed against my ass, all nice and warm. i like to leave it there until the warmth starts to wear off, so about an hour or so. but man is that always the best hour of the day: ripping a couple meaty farts and then a big muddy shart right into my pants. it's fucking heavenly.

[squishy-growls]

i want a subby puppy boyfriend who’s cute and sweet and cuddly and will let me stuff him silly full of food then sit on my lap and whimper as i make him try to hold in his poop

he wiggles and squirms in my arms, letting out hot, gassy farts against my lap, keening as the cramping and pressure inside him grows worse

and he just whimpers and whines against my neck as he loses control, noisily filling his shorts and underwear as his full belly can no longer hold in the massive load that’s built up, and i pet his hair and coo softly in his ear, telling him he’s a good boy for holding it for so long

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Not sure if the guy from Seether has a period kink, but I am a firm believer in lyrical interpretation…

[username-ladiesman-217]

Notable addition in the next line.

[aka742617000027]

sorry i was gone for so long i was thinking about mens ass cheeks rippling against each other when they fart

[transpidered]

boy fupa is literally so sexy and gropeable and lickable, if u even care

[username-ladiesman-217]

[aka742617000027]

guess tumblr should know about this UHHH HEYYY if anyone follows Kino/@farter_kino on twitter, unfollow him!!! he recently posted an eprocto video of himself from when he was underage which is literally cp!!!

the screenshot below is of the post (thumbnail censored for obvious reasons) but if you see it on your timeline, report it immediately!! the caption literally says "little boy Kino fart, 5th or 6th grade?" eughhhhh

please stay safe out there, lovely eprocto community <3

[aka742617000027]

WHY DID ONE OF MY FAVORITE TWITTER ACCOUNTS POST CP OF THEMSELVES WAAAAAAAAAAH I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THATTTTTTTT

[aka742617000027]

if you don't puke when you suck dick is the dick even worth it?

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Two very different kinds of people

Sam "PUKE & RALLY" Rivers

Wes "JUST-LEAVE-ME-HERE-TO-FUCKING-DIE" Borland

[catflesh-deactivated20230407]

i wish i was drunk and being fucked sorry

[fulmetaldipshit]

fuck the cut didnt work

okay ive seen ppl online go "orgasms r better if oyu need to pee" and people going "no thats a myth" but tbh i like. CANNOT get aroused if i dont have to piss at least a little i think its someting to do w the pressure on ur bladder or something????? idk its weird but ive never met anyone whos like. you CANT get wet if you dont have to piss at least a little bit

[slutdge]

mens waistbands should be lower, let me see that BUSH boy

[slutdge]

if i cant see the first half inch of shaft its not low enough

[aka742617000027]

not me getting horny from my own farts in the middle of recording a video for thisvid 💀