#t:sharon

[hcwkguys]

@akagent13

(✉ → Dumpster Man): I don’t know if you are ready to hear the details. Nat would kill me if I corrupted your innocent soul.

(✉ → lucky 13): i won’t tell her  (✉ → lucky 13): cmon carter i’m nosy 

[hcwkguys]

@akagent13

(✉ → dumpster man): nap? you have been sleeping for a decade. the year is 2030

(✉ → lucky 13): dude (✉ → lucky 13): the world made it to 2030? (✉ → lucky 13): honestly i’m impressed good job team

[hcwkguys]

✂ (Sharon)

✂ for a worried text about the receiver

(✉ → lucky 13): are you okay? (✉ → lucky 13): please answer.(✉ → lucky 13): if you’re pulling on this string, i want in. don’t do this on your own, sharon.

@agcntcxrter

[spydcrwoman]

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry (Sharon)

(✉️ ➡️ james blond): Oh, no apologies necessary! I am, however, going to be saving this. I’m only gonna let a few people hear it, no worries! :)

[spydcrwoman]

☎ (Sharon)

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

(✉️ ➡️ james blond): How fast can you make it to Queens? There’s a situation there that could use our expertise. I’m on my way, can you meet me? (✉️ ➡️ james blond): I’ll explain in person.

[hcwkguys]

😂 (Sharon)

😂 for a drunk text

(✉ → lucky 13): i have ea qnuesoit and it'as really importoant(✉ → lucky 13): how deo you wear so munch whithe and not glet uanything on git(✉ → lucky 13): int defiejs physics 'im trptey sure

[hcwkguys]

@akagent13

[  📧 > Dumpster Man ] I would never tell your wife you think she’s hot. That would be terrible for your marriage. [  📧 > Dumpster Man ] And I’m definitely not taking screenshots of this conversation to show her later. Nope, not at all.

(✉ → lucky 13): OH MY GOD (✉ → lucky 13): im married... ot saahtna  (✉ → lucky 13): hoew did i do that

[spydcrwoman]

[drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever

(✉ → james blond): You’re too kind, Carter(✉ → james blond): But not really because ‘too kind’ doesn’t exist. Keep it coming!