Summary: Rover family hcs by yours truly! Just something sweet to cure the lingering bitterness of the 3.1 story.
Tags: Rover x gn!reader (rover can be either m!rover or f!rover), aemeath is a child here, found family, familial fluff, you and rover are aemeath’s parents, platonic love, canon divergent au where everyone is happy, highkey not proofread, i wrote this at 3 am
wc: 817
A/N: it never happened it never happened it never happened aemeath is alive aemeath is happy it never happened-
You thought your spouse completely lost their mind the day they randomly brought back a soaked little girl in their arms. Apparently, Rover happened to be nearby when she fell into a lake. You remember scolding them harshly while drying off the child with a towel—specifically because they forgot to keep her warm while making the trip back home.
After having a long discussion with each other and confirming that the girl did not have any available guardians, the both of you decided to take her in as her adoptive parents.
Precisely a day after she was adopted, Rover gently plopped the child onto their lap and opened a book containing a list of names, they spent hours scouring through the pages together and you often overheard Rover patiently explaining the meaning of each name the girl pointed to. She eventually settled on the name ‘Aemeath’, meaning ‘truth’ or ‘faithfulness’.
Being her new parents, you and Rover stressed over the littlest of things when it came to Aemeath. What if you weren’t cut out for this? What if Aemeath felt unsafe in this family? The questions and self-doubt were relentless. Because of that, the two of you bought stacks of parenting guidebooks to ensure that you both could raise Aemeath in the best environment possible.
As time passed, Aemeath settled comfortably into her new life, and she loves you both dearly! To her, Rover was the strict but protective caretaker she could always rely on and you were the one who would spoil her endlessly with gifts and affection (yet she avoids angering you in any manner after witnessing how you put Rover in a headlock when they kept leaving their sword lying around the house)
Family game nights are a must in your household, nothing beats being bundled up together in fuzzy blankets while playing the latest video games. Rover always lets Aemeath win, when you asked why, they merely replied with, “It builds her confidence.” Deep down, you know it’s because they adore how her eyes light up like two golden stars in the night sky when she’s happy.
Aemeath swears that she doesn’t have a favourite parent, yet whenever she lands herself in hot water, she always comes running to you to seek protection from Rover’s inevitable scoldings.
You tried being more stern with her, but unfortunately, the deadly combo of her puppy eyes and chubby cheeks are too cute to resist. (It’s super effective! Y/N fainted!)
In relation to the point above, Aemeath is definitely one well-fed child. You were adamant that she got all the nutrients needed as a still-growing girl so you made tons of delicious food for her to eat. Her cheeks are as squishy as memory foam.
Raising a child is difficult, but worry not, you and Rover still make time for yourselves. Once Aemeath is tucked in, the two of you like to relax in each other’s embrace and chat about anything interesting.
“Dearest,” Rover said one evening, their hand resting on your hip as they held you closer. “When does a joke become a dad joke?”
“Huh?” You answered, sitting up abruptly to process what they just said, “Uhh… when it’s not funny, I guess?”
“No,” Rover shakes their head, grinning like a maniac, “It’s when it becomes apparent.”
“...You’re lucky I love you.”
And just like that, the once intimate atmosphere was shattered by a singular dad joke.
Speaking of which, dad jokes have become much more frequent in your household ever since Aemeath entered your lives. Rover says it’s to lighten the mood. Aemeath doesn’t understand them half of the time and you facepalm whenever you happen to hear one.
Sometimes when you’re both busy and Aemeath has a question to ask, it ends up being the typical back and forth of “Go ask your mom/dad.” (Or “Go ask your other mom/dad” for the queer version). The poor kid just gives up after a while.
During the first month when Aemeath was taken in, she was unable to fall asleep on her own so you suggested that she sleep together with you both. It worked like a charm, but the habit lasted for a few years until Aemeath grew too big to fit in between you and Rover.
You love dressing Aemeath up in the cutest outfits you found at the mall, and she gets into it very easily. She likes strutting down the house corridors wearing various new dresses while Rover claps from the couch like they’re watching a runway fashion show.
There was an instance where Aemeath tried to convince you both to keep a snowfluff seal as a pet. Despite your numerous refusals, she decided to lure one home using some fish. Hours later, there was a full and content seal in the middle of your living room, much to Rover’s chagrin. (She got grounded for a week afterwards.)
Credits: borders by @/enchanthings, icons edited by me
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Tags: various x gn!reader (separate), author regrets nothing, suggestive in red's part, lowk not proofread
A/N: idk man this just randomly came to me. Uhhh enjoy reading ig
BLUE/GARY OAK
Ultimate mansplainer 1000000. Will over-explain every small thing even if you're knowledgeable about said topic
Hogs the bathroom for 2 hours minimum, he's too busy trying to aurafarm infront of the mirror
Once found the black pill side of the internet and was dead serious about looksmaxxing for about 2 months before you told him it was corny
RED
Wears his cap backwards, one moment you could be gushing over how cool he looks in battle then in the next, the butterfrees in your stomach are squashed as he turns his cap back to 'lock in'
Never talks (duh) but snores like a middle-aged dad, you've tried using nasal strips on him but they always come off somehow
Absolutely cannot unhook a bra, you both could be 20 minutes deep into a steamy makeout session and he ruins the mood by continuously struggling with the bra clasp
CORBEAU
Lies about his height on every dating app profile he's ever had
Uses way too much cologne, it stinks up every lift and office room he enters
Wears socks with flip-flops whenever he goes to the beach because he dislikes getting sand inbetween his toes
RAIHAN
Manspreads, this bastard is well over 190cm tall and still has the audacity to take up atleast 3 seats on any mode of public transport
Keeps you waiting during meal-times because he's busy taking photos of the food to upload on instagram
Scratches his ass in public, he's not subtle about it either. You can visibly see him reach into his pants and really dig at the itch
LEON
Does not shower after going to the gym (bonus points, he tries hugging you while still covered in sweat and germs)
Uses three-in-one shampoo despite being rich
Applies chapstick weirdly, he holds it like a dumbbell and spreads it around his lips in a circle
Summary: pokémon boys and where they like to kiss you!
Tags: various x gn!reader (separate), lowkey suggestive in one part, implied chubby reader, established relationship, fluff, short blurbs bc I'm DEEP in the trenches, names in bold and caps means they are the most likely to do this (imo)
A/N: been grinding on PLZA for the past few months and now I have the fattest crush on Grisham
Forehead!
Simple but gets the point across, especially when you both happen to be busy. However, his kisses feel more like hard smacks to your forehead rather than a loving display of affection because of how over-enthusiastic he gets when he sees you. Sometimes when he’s feeling extra needy, he’ll squish your cheeks together and kiss the living hell out of your entire face with an exaggerated ‘mwah’ sound for that dramatic effect.
Ash, Emmet, ADAMAN, Hop, LEON
Lips!
A classic, one could describe your boyfriend as a hopeless romantic if he prefers this type of kiss. Whether it be a chaste peck before rushing off to work or a deep and sensual one while you’re both tangled in each other’s embrace, your boyfriend absolutely turns into a pile of mush once your lips meet his. Just make sure to find a private space before the makeout session or else his poor pokémon will end up walking in on you both again.
GRISHAM, Sycamore, GRIMSLEY, Piers (please tell me you see the vision), Steven Stone
Neck!
You bagged a cheeky fellow it seems! One kiss from him never fails to leave you a flustered mess, and he knows that. The bastard loves to exploit that weakness of yours (in a good way, most of the time). The thing about his kisses is that you’ll never see them coming, you could be peacefully minding your own business one moment and in the next, he’ll sneak up and give your neck a playful nibble.
CORBEAU, Raihan, Wallace, VOLO, Grimsley
Tummy!
It doesn’t matter whether you’ve got any chub or not, your boyfriend here does not discriminate. You’re now officially his personal pillow. He’s tired? He’ll rest on your tummy. He lost a battle? He’ll rest on your tummy (and make you give him kisses). You’re feeling insecure about your body image? No problem, he’ll rest on your tummy and pepper it with tons of kisses because you deserve the whole world in his eyes.
GUZMA, Ingo, IVOR, Piers, Raihan
Hands!
Being the gentleman he is, it’s your boyfriend’s go-to option for when he wants to show you some affection. It is also proven to be very effective at chasing off anyone hitting on you (though you suspect it’s mainly because of how intimidating he is). Bonus points if he starts leaving behind a few fleeting kisses on your wrist before nuzzling his cheek into your palm for good measure. (He might also bite your fingers if he’s feeling a bit mean but it’s just to tease you.)
N, STEVEN STONE, Lysandre, Cyrus, PHILIPPE, Grisham
Credits: dividers by @/enchanthings, icons found on pinterest
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If you go I'll stay, you come back I'll be right here.
After the love of your life returns back from spain, you decide to hold a small but much needed celebration with him, together.
Warnings: gn reader, angsty undertones, hurt/comfort?? possibly ooc sae bc idk how to write him, no beta we die like the light in rin's eyes. Not proofread it's 12 am and i cant sleep so sorry if it seems rushed
Word count: 539 words
"Hm? What's this?" Sae curiously eyed the mysterious box laid out on the table, before shifting his gaze towards you with a raised eyebrow.
You said nothing, other than silently gesturing for him to open it with an encouraging smile on your face. Sae complies, albeit hesitantly. As he carefully opens the box, his eyes widen slightly in surprise.
"Cake?" He blinks, confused. Sure, you were full of surprises (literally), but you getting him cake was completely out of nowhere.
Four different slices of cake to be exact.
"Do you like it?" You looked at him expectantly, absent-mindedly drumming your fingers against the mahogany table.
"I would've gotten you four whole cakes if I could, but those were too expensive so I had to settle for these." You sheepishly grinned, grabbing a plastic fork that came along with the cakes.
"Here, I got them each in your favourite flavours, which one do you wanna eat first?" You handed Sae a fork and a paper plate, who was still dumbstruck from the surprise. "Come on Sae, before I decide to eat them all myself!" You nudged him playfully, before taking a small bite out of the strawberry shortcake.
"Why…" Your boyfriend began to speak, pursing his lips to form a small frown, he didn't look upset or annoyed at all however, he looked… thoughtful.
"Why did you get me these?" He asked blankly, with no hint of any emotion behind it. It made your stomach twist, oh no, does he not like sweets? That could be the reason, he was a renowned athlete after all, a prodigy.
Why did you even bother to try?
"I uh, just wanted to surprise you, y'know?" The words begin to choke in your throat, your cheerful smile falters a little, something chips away inside you, it's heavy, and it tugs at your heartstrings uncomfortably.
"I missed you, a lot."
Ah, he realises.
Four cakes.
Four years.
Four miserable years that he's been away, from his home, his brother.
From you.
And suddenly, you find yourself engulfed in Sae's slightly shaky, but warm embrace, finally. Strong arms awkwardly wrap around your body as you bury your head into the crook of his neck, sighing deeply in relief.
"I… I missed you too." Sae says, hugging you tighter like his life depended on it. Like you were the very air he breathed in.
"God, I'm no good for you, mi amor." He muttered softly into your ear, with how close you both were, you could now clearly see just how tired he was.
"Shush, don't say that. I wouldn't trade you for anyone else." You nuzzled your face into Sae's chest, shutting your eyes to relish this moment even more as you felt your lover press a gentle kiss onto your forehead.
You wished you could stay like this forever.
And you both did, kind of.
"So, can I eat my cake now?" Sae interrupted after a while.
"Wow, how nice of you to ruin the moment, genius."
"Mi amor, I thought you said these cakes were for me, no? Also that strawberry shortcake is mine."
"If you want, fine but- Hey, where are you going?! At least let me hug you for a little longer!"
A/N: normalise sae speaking in spanish !! Aughh i cant believe i actually finished a drabble omg anyways byebye i should sleep rn
Tagging: @kaveh-kisser (the one and only sae stan)
Random thought but kaiser with a south (east) asian s/o would be so chaotic and funny.
Imagine kaiser just walking inside your shared apartment with shoes on while you give him the "bitch you better take those off before I send you to meet my ancestors" look.
Or when he visits your home and grabs those metal cookie containers (it's always gonna be those danish cookie tins i swear) thinking there's cookies inside but no, he sees an entire sewing kit instead.
And he'll be suffering at family dinners bc he has the weakest spice tolerance known to man while you're calmly eating your lahpet thoke (လက်ဖဘ်သုပ် for my fellow burmese ppl out there who can read)
ALSO, asian families in general dislike tattoos A LOT so he'll desperately be trying to cover his up everytime he comes to visit your family. No way he'll be ruining his image infront of his future in-laws (wink wonk)
But I think he'll really love spending time with you during special festivals/holidays, just imagine him covered head to toe with colourful powder during holi or getting splashed in the face with a water gun during Thingyan/Songkran
Kaiser would also constantly bother you during praying ceremonies, it can be about anything really, from complaining about the numbness in his legs from kneeling for too long, to prodding at you and asking how much longer the praying session is going to last.
He's the very rare traveler main! Specifically aether
Mainly uses electro or dendro aether for the elemental reactions
He doesn't understand why people don't use traveler a lot, he thinks being able to switch elements at will is very useful and versatile
SUCKS at dodging, he literally depends on his zhongli's shield to keep him alive
Speaking of zhongli, he lost his 50/50 to keqing on his banner, homeboy later spent hours grinding for primos, he deadass refuses to whale at all
He also might have sacrificed keqing at qingyun peak multiple times
Luckily, the peepaw came home after 30 more pulls
He's pretty netural when it comes to co-op, so long as you don't take his materials without permission (bachira is an exception)
He LOVES the new TCG event, he's got all the character cards and won nearly every single match in a span of a week
He also does co-op challenges with the others, they range from waverider races to stuff like "who dies first while fighting _____" competitions or "beat azdaha without a shield or healing" challenge
Bachira came up with the last one specifically for him
Low key hates fighting the cryo cube, the fruits you gotta hit to break the shield are a pain in the ass (i'm not self-projecting here i swear)
BACHIRA MEGURU (蜂楽 廻)
A hutao and yoimiya main!
He enjoys looking at yoimiya's idle animations and spams her normal attacks just so he could see her do those little flips
Probably learned hu tao's dance and song by heart so every now and then while playing he'll go:
“大丘丘病了，二丘丘瞧～”
“三丘丘采药，四丘丘熬～”
He plays in CN dub but with JP subtitles
Still messes up a little on the pinyin pronouncination but he's trying
He also relates to hu tao since they were both considered weirdos by everyone (bachira's hu tao kinnie era guys)
Has considered cosplaying a character before
Loves exploring! Has every area at 100% exploration rate and all statues at level 10 somehow??
Always forgets that he's a pyro main and that grass exists so he basically almost dies standing on burning grass (can someone please get him a healer or a shield.)
Trolls other people in co-op by doing shit like the "disco disco party party" thing or using jean to yeet people
But other than that, he's actually very helpful with exploring and finding chests
Also steals materials from isagi
Sometimes forgets how to glide and ends up dying from fall damage (me too bachira me too)
CHIGIRI HYOMA (千切 豹馬)
Ningguang main chigiri ningguang main chigiri ningguang main chigiri-
He first got her on the beginner's banner she's been on his team ever since, definitely has her c6
You can't tell me that he wouldn't decorate his teapot bc he WOULD
And it's decorated so nicely too, he's even got a whole area dedicated to the animals he caught
Started playing after bachira said the landscapes were pretty but then he got invested into the lore (he watches those genshin theory videos too)
Enjoys taking photos of the landscapes and his characters, he once accidentally clicked on his diluc's skill while taking a photo and proceeded to laugh at how cursed it looked
Doesn't like solving the puzzles in inazuma and enkanomiya tho so he just google searches the solutions
Randomly makes cracked theories about khaen'riah, it happens so often no one can tell if he's being serious or not
Absolutely hates paimon's voice, he'll throw off his headphones whenever paimon starts talking and go "stfu paimon" like calm down
HATES the spectors with all his heart
He also likes collecting items in the open world, has over 2k of each of them
Might have spent a bit of money on welkin but that's as far as he'll go
Idk why but he strikes me as the type to mainly use bow or catalyst users bc of the range
Is very good at aiming and dodging, has laughed at isagi struggling while they were fighting azdaha
KUNIGAMI RENSUKE (國神 錬介)
The man somehow got a qiqi on the beginner's banner, he read her backstory, felt bad, and decided to main her
And no, his qiqi is not a healer or support, she's a full blown physical DPS
And her build is no joke either, he once made her do 200k damage while fighting the new scaramouche boss like kunigami wtf are you feeding her??
If there's a boss you can't beat, just call him to co-op and his zombie child will carry
Is another lore invester
Chigiri once sent him a video explaining enkanomiya lore and they later spent hours discussing about it
Got emotional at the tsurumi island and kazari quest, maybe at the dainsleif chasm quest too
Also levels up all his character's friendship to 10 to get their name cards
Has read all of his character's stories out of boredom
Completed ALL of his world quests, doesn't skip the dialogue in case he misses something important
Does hangout quests, beidou was his favourite one
Can never see hilichurls the same anymore after the chasm archon quest, all this time he's been killing cursed, innocent people? He feels so guilty
His luck when it comes to the gacha is literally phenomenal, the guy has never lost a 50/50 in his life
He's very skilled at controling his waverider and comes out at the top during waverider races
He's also good in fishing too, he manages to always stay within the moving bar
He plays spiral abyss often and would have 36 stars if it weren't for the last few floors being such a pain in the ass
