#akash timekeeper

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Daphne: Game night! We’re each gonna answer questions about our teammates, and if we get it wrong, we take a shot.

[later]

Danny: Explosion.

Daphne: Destruction.

Meena: Gun.

Akash: Bomb.

Edmund: Disembowelment.

Colton: Grenade.

Zavier: Guys, I was a baby! My first word was ‘mama’.

[cryptid-in-your-closet]

Meena: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Zavier: weak, I sleep with a sword

Danny: You’re both pathetic.

Meena: Oh? What do you sleep with?

Danny: Colton

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Akash: WHY DID YOU STAB THAT MAN?

Meena: I didn’t stab him.

Akash:

Meena: He ran into my knife.

Meena: He ran into my knife TEN TIMES.

Daphne, in the background: HE HAD IT COMING

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Daphne: Why are you two listed on the dark web as assassins-for-hire?

Akash: Listen, I can explain—

Meena: Why were you on the dark web looking for assassins-for-hire?

Daphne:

Daphne:

Danny: Because there were none on google

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Daphne: Lets play a drinking game

Akash: I have a fun one!

Akash: Take a shot of water every few hours to make sure you stay hydrated and healthy.

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Akash: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Daphne: I would say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Zavier: Something illegal.

Danny: Accept my fate.

Meena: I would send a message to 10 people that said ‘if you don’t forward this message to 10 other people, I will die tomorrow’.

Daphne: What—

Zavier: Can I change my answer? That’s brilliant.

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Meanwhile Meena and Akash are celebrating Holi by throwing paint at Danny without context

[cryptid-in-your-closet]

Aunt Jo: Meena is at a very special age where she has only one thing on her mind.

Akash: boys? I swear if-

Meena: homicide