#zavier timekeeper

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Zavier: What should I be for Halloween?

Edmund: A normal person?

Danny: Less of a loser?

Aunt Jo: A competent human?

Zavier: I am no longer taking suggestions.

[jackspamifold]

Zavier: Do I need to repeat myself?

Danny: No need I ignored you just fine the first time.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Zavier and Edmund: *sneaking into someplace*

Edmund: how are we going to get in?

Zavier: don’t worry I have a key

Zavier: *smashes window*

[cryptid-in-your-closet]

Meena: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Zavier: weak, I sleep with a sword

Danny: You’re both pathetic.

Meena: Oh? What do you sleep with?

Danny: Colton

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Zavier: Bigfoot, but shaven.

Sally: Mr. Clean.

Aunt Jo: You two are the reason I have anxiety.

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Zavier: I do not have a crush on Danny!

Zavier: I just stare at him a lot, enjoy talking with him, and when he’s not there it ruins my day.

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Zavier: I don’t need a bomb to destroy the clock towers.

Zavier: All I need are these two hands and a lack of responsible supervision.

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Zavier, drunk: We’re as thick as thieves.

Edmund: Ok...

Zavier: As juicy as burglars

Edmund: No

Zavier: Just a couple of dummy thicc stealy bois