#daphne timekeeper

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Daphne: We need to get you a blood transfusion. What’s your type?

Danny: Funny, optimistic, preferably a clock spirit—

Daphne: I meant your blood type

Danny:

Danny: Oh. Makes sense. Come to think of it, I don’t know.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Daphne: I can’t help smiling around you

Zavier: umm, thanks?

Daphne: because your life is a joke

[cryptid-in-your-closet]

Meena: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.

Zavier: weak, I sleep with a sword

Danny: You’re both pathetic.

Meena: Oh? What do you sleep with?

Danny: Colton

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Daphne: Colton, spell ‘orange’

Colton: Like the fruit or the color

Daphne:

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Daphne: Say no to drugs.

Zavier: Say yes to drugs.

Meena: It doesn’t matter what you say to the drugs, because if you’re talking to drugs then you are definitely taking the drugs.

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Danny: I’ve got a headache and google says I’m gonna die.

Colton: Why is google sending you death threats?

Daphne: Not even google wants him around anymore.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Daphne: I got Danny a get well soon card.

Colton: that’s nice.

Daphne: He’s not sick, I just think he could do better.

[incorrect-timekeeper]

Daphne: Don’t worry Danny, everyone’s afraid of something.

Danny: even you?

Daphne: no