The more I think about how haphazardly everyone the was teamed the the worst it gets. I’ve already talked about how much of a money drain sasori and deidara are and I have more to talk about on that front but let’s summerlize everyone else for a minute.
Kakuzu and Hidan: the only reason they’re paired is cuz Kakuzu literally cannot kill Hidan but they literally picked the guy Kakuzu would want to kill the most (loud, cocky, impulsive, and loud). They’re also both so chaotic but in polar opposite ways I can’t lmao being in the same room as them would be painful
Itachi and Kisame: I can’t be too mad cuz who knew Itachi was a spy or whatever but they put Itachi with the other most chill guy (relitivly of course) so he could get away with so much shit. If Kisame was with anyone else he would’ve gotten to reck shit.
Ok who tf let Zetsu into the akatsuki in the first place? Half of them’s a scheming sociopath and the other half is if an invasive and annoying plant got a body.
Konan and Pein: Emo trama buddies. At least try to hide all the angst everyone here has defiantly had some bad shit happen to them get over it.
That one time Tobi was paired up with Deidara: ok so this could’ve gone one of too ways. It went like Deidara was seconds away from killing Tobi at any given moment and resembled Sasori a lot whom he thought was dead (nobody died idk what y’all are talking about). But it also could’ve just been a lot more volume and collateral damage. Neither of them have any restraint I swear could’ve gone so bad.
We’ve already been over Deidara and Sasori but there’s more and Imma post that later because I’m a bad person :)
