pt. 1: kakuhida findom preview
“How much did you say this one’s worth?! Millions! Millions, and you won’t throw out a few ryo for a bed?” Hidan must be reaching his limit. His eyes are wide and bloodshot, and he’s even bitchier than he has been the past few weeks. “Well, I’ll give you a real excuse not to pay! Say goodbye to your check, bastard!”
If Kakuzu were to lash out with his tendrils now, based on the distance between them, Hidan’s pike would still reach his heart — and, by extension, Saito’s — quickly enough to kill him. So he does the one thing he can think of in the moment.
He says, “I’ll get a room, idiot!”
Hidan’s weapon stops with just the first centimeter or two inside his skin. He turns his head, and the grin he fixes Kakuzu with sends an immediate pang of regret through all five of Kakuzu’s hearts.
“Yeah?” Hidan purrs. “You promise?”
“Don’t throw away fifty million because you’re too precious to sleep on the ground,” Kakuzu growls. “If it’s a room you want, fine. But we get it after we take him to the collection—”
“No! You’ll just go back on your word!” Hidan says. “Give me your coinpurse. I’ll get a room myself while you’re off in one of those bounty shitholes.”
Kakuzu growls. Saito’s gurgling gets even weaker. Time is of the essence.
“I’ll give you enough for a room.”
“You’ll give me all of it, or he fucking dies!” Hidan shoves the pike a few centimeters deeper. “It’s not like you don’t have more in that fat fucking bank account of yours! Give me your useless money before I bankrupt you, fucker!”
