#akiraita

[ryo-maybe]

akiraita ha risposto al tuo fotoset: Me dealing with my unquenchable thirst and a tinge...

ryo watching this movie: fuck it, salt fox

In this house, we COPE.

[combatcorgi]

akiraita replied to your post “today is the day i saw an irl cockwaffle on my dash and today is the...”

YOU SAW WHAT

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-shaped-waffles_us_59ce6ba5e4b05f005d340385 now you die too

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[sonic 06 voice] hey

(sonic voice)

1. First impression: One of Derx’s cool friends...!!!! A Touhou fandom elite!!! I gotta be cool or-2. Truth is: BIG MEME BIG MEME BIGH MMEem3. How old do you look: unsure... early 20s?!4. Have you ever made me laugh: oh hell yeah your sense of humor is A++5. Have you ever made me mad: nope!!!6. Best feature: great taste in shitposts god bless7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nope8. You’re my: garbage friend9. Name in my phone: Akick in the Ass10. Should you post this too?: heck yeha

[mille-marteaux]

if chika has 8 oranges and hanamaru has 12 oranges and oranges cost $0.30 each at the local grocery store how many oranges can they throw at yoshiko until she starts crying (assume that the oranges have a mass of 260 grams and that they are capable of throwing them at a speed of 22 m/s. you can ignore air resistance in your answer)

Lunch time at Uranohoshi. As students get together to relax between classes, one first year asks another a burning question.

"Zuramaru," she asks, "where's Ruby at?""I dunno. I guess she's busy with something right now, zura."

With that said, Hanamaru takes out her lunchbox and places some bread on the table as Yoshiko nervously looks around the room."Yoshiko, where's your lunch? Did you forget it again?""N-no! I'd never forget to bring lunch! I just.. I just didn't have enough time this morning to prepare any! I was.. uh.. I was hoping that maybe.. you'd have something you could spare?""Oh, I do! I have the perfect thing!" She opens her lunchbox wide and twelve oranges pour out onto the table. "You can have an orange!""G-gah?! What... what is the meaning of this?! You know I hate oranges! Is... is this revenge for mooching so much foo-- I mean, asking to share lunch with me so often?!""Huh? Revenge? Why would I want that, zura? I never see you eating oranges. You know that's bad for you, right? Here, take one!"Hanamaru picks up an orange and moves it towards Yoshiko's face, causing her to lean back in an attempt to avoid it."N-no, that's fine, that's fine! I'm not... I'm not actually hungry, it's fine!!""Take it, zura! Oranges are good!""No! I refuse! Keep that demon fruit away from me!!"With that, she slaps the orange out of Hanamaru's hand and bolts towards the door as quickly as possible, leaving her to stare in shocked silence. After a few moments, she shrugs and resumes eating her bread.

Outside the classroom, Yoshiko sits down on the floor and tries to make sense of what she just witnessed."What the heck... what the heck was that?! Twelve?! Who even carries twelve oranges in a lunchbox?! No, more importantly, she knows I hate oranges! Why would she..."Looking up, she sees Chika approaching alone from down the hallway with her lunchbox."Okay, it's fine! I'll just snag something from Chika! She won't let me down! Hey, hey! Chika!""Oh? Yoshiko? What are you doing out here?""I... uh, that's not important, but hey! I forgot my lunch, and Zuramaru doesn't have anything extra I can snag fro- err, borrow from her, do you have anything I could have? I'll totally be in your debt!""That sounds really overdramatic, but..." she says, sorting through the lunchbox, "I suppose I can spare something...""Oh, I knew it! You're the best, Chika!"Chika moves to sit next to Yoshiko, giving her a glimpse of the inside of her lunchbox and causing her heart to sink."Okay, I've got it! Here, an orange!""Wh... what?! What is with everyone and oranges?!""Huh? It's fine, right?""No! No, no no! No it is not fine!!!""B-but, I brought eight. There's no way I can eat eight oranges...""WHY would you bring EIGHT oranges?! You... you're all crazy! I'm outta here! Keep those horrific fruits away from me!!"With one swift motion, she jumps up to her feet and begins running to the one place she knows is safe from all these oranges - the club room.

"Y-y-y-you... you were... you were in class... why... why are you here? Zuramaru!! Answer me!! How?! How did you get here?!""Zura? I was always here. Hey, aren't you hungry? You're skipping lunch, right? Here, have an orange! It's freshly picked!""Fresh... what? It's not even..."While questioning this, Chika approaches Yoshiko from behind with an orange, blocking her escape."Oranges are our specialty! Come on, Yoshiko! Take one! Maybe two!""Ch-Ch-Ch-Chika?! Why? Already?! Why do you have so many oranges?!"What are you talking about? Just look outside, zura."Yoshiko turns around and is consumed with a profound sense of horror - there are significantly more trees than there usually are, and all of them are orange trees."I... I've got to get out of here! Get out of my way!!"Shoving Chika to the side, she darts towards the school roof to confirm the horrors she saw were real."There's no orange trees, there's no orange trees, there's no orange trees, there's no orange trees, there's..." Exiting to the rooftop, words fail her as she surveys an endless ocean of orange trees, overlooked by a giant glowing orange in the sky where the sun should be."... Orange... trees..."She slumps to the rooftop, defeated. Out of the corner of her eye, she notices Ruby."Ruby... Ruby, is that you? Is... is this real?"Ruby turns her head to face her, then resumes looking out on the massive orange orchard below."Ruby? Answer me! What's going on?! There's not supposed to be oranges here! Everyone has oranges! I'm going to die, Ruby! Ruby!!""Welcome to my world, Yoshiko.""Your... what?"Without warning, orange juice begins to fall from the sky like rain. Ruby turns around and reveals that she, too, has a lunch box full of oranges."No! No!! Don't come any closer! I... uh... I have a citrus allergy! Stop!""There's no running, Yoshiko. Here, have an orange.""NO!!!"Turning around to open the door and escape back into the school, Hanamaru and Chika are already there in their practice clothes. Hanamaru's shirt has an orange on it instead of a paw print."What..."The three of them close in, repeatedly chanting in unison. "Have an orange, Yoshiko.""S... somebody... somebody help..."Chika restrains her, while Ruby holds her mouth open."There is no escape, Yoshiko."Hanamaru slices and peels an orange in front of her, and then moves in for the kill."Open wide, zura!""Mmmph! MMMPH!!"Yoshiko tries to shake her head and get away, but it's no use. Right as the orange is about to enter her mouth, she jumps up in her bed, screaming."Huh!? Where's... huh? A... a dream...?"She rushes to the window and looks outside. Everything is normal."A dream..."

Rattled, she crawls back into bed and tries to go back to sleep."I'm never forgetting to bring lunch again..."

[ryo-maybe]

akiraita ha risposto al tuo post : I remember TLJ being a mess plotwise (insert...

i don’t really follow star wars but i did happen to catch this on tv once and what really caught my attention was how the film seemed to drag on for like a fucking century

It does.

You know the end of Return of the King where it keeps pulling the bait and switch making you think it’s ended only to switch to another ending segment? It’s that, but an entire movie made out of it, and most of it is utterly pointless, adds nothing to the established narrative or shits on it with impunity.

[ryo-maybe]

akiraita ha risposto al tuo post : You ever think about how Azur Lane released such a...

huh?? kancolle’s still around??

Maybe it’s not... maybe, what I see are only mirages in a desert of memories long buried......

[ryo-maybe]

skyholic ha risposto al tuo post : When did I get 998 Soul Berries anyway

lots of handouts

akiraita ha risposto al tuo post: When did I get 998 Soul Berries anyway

   granblue fest freebies my guy!!

NICE

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i just checked out torgus-interactive and i have to say, i'm really loving how the blog layout makes it look exactly like an early 2000s geocities website

the whole vibe i was going for with the name and logo and everything was “niche developer that made nothing but mediocre licensed games on the PS1 throughout the mid-late 90s only to die off or get bought out by 2004,” so i feel like a geocities page really helped sell that