#al meyer

[scholarofgloom]

[mannytoodope]

Jenny: Honey, you're getting all upset over nothing.

Al: I'm not getting...

Jenny: Here. A nice breakfast will cheer you up.

Al: I am not getting upset over...What is that?

Jenny: It's bacon.

Al: I know it's bacon. What have you done to it?

Jenny: You said you didn't like all the grease from fried bacon...so I boiled it.