Jul 7, 2025
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Jaune:*on the couch* Zzzzz
Yang:Y’know I see him sleep here more than in his room. What’s up with that?
Ruby:He likes to feel included, and doesn’t want to miss out if we decide to do something fun.
Yang:…Can we adopt him?
Ruby:No, but will you accept brother in law?
Yang:!?
Jaune:*opens eyes*
Ruby:What the- why are you never asleep when I need you to be!? It was a joke!
Pistol Strapped Legs
Yang: Why is Ruby’s skirt so short?!
Jaune: It's short so Ruby can easily grab the pistol she’s got strapped to her leg.
Yang: Okay, but it should be…?! How do you know that?
Jaune: She showed me.
Yang: Ruby showed you her legs?
Jaune: Just to show me the gun… and the throwing knives…
Yang: She has throwing knives strapped to her legs?
Jaune: I think… I can’t remember really, I was too distracted when she showed me.
Yang: Too distracted by the weapons Ruby has strapped to her legs?
Jaune: No, too distracted by her legs…
Yang: You were checking my sister out?!
Jaune: And… loving it!
Yang: I'm going to kill you.
Jaune: I regret nothing~!
Day 7: Confession
I know Yang enjoys seeing them so flustered after the kiss lol. 🤭
Sample:
Yang:Has anyone seen Ruby and Jaune?
Weiss:Probably fucking.
Yang:We can call it having quality time y’know…
Weiss:Oh so it’s quality time with them but it’s you and Blake, you’re getting fucked?
Yang:Precisely. I’m in the room for that. It’s the only correct description. Let me continue to cherish my sweet and honest sister.
Nora:Ruby is likely getting gutted in the best way possible.
Yang:Staaaahhhp!
Weiss:Leader in the streets. Devote follower in the sheets.
Ren:She’s probably being the most honest she’s ever been when you think about it.
Yang:You guys are the worst!
Blake:You have to accept it in the long term. Especially if Ruby acts even half as badly as you do.
Yang:*red* I do not need an attack from all sides!
xxxxxx
Ruby:*eating ice cream cone* Y’know I think we really needed this.
Jaune:*holding ice cream sandwich* Can’t remember the last time I had ice creams and went on a stroll. Definitely underrated.
Ruby:It’s the little things in life. *smiles* I don’t think this day could be more perfect.
Jaune:…Wanna have sex later?
Ruby:Hell yeah! I could work off this sugar high.
Jaune:Never even crossed my mind those two things could happen at the same time. Like…ever.
Ruby:No need to fear. I’ll ride slow.
Jaune:Oh by all means, don’t. Get that energy out.
Ruby:Hahaha!
Ruby: ~Ooh Jaunee~
Jaune: *chuckles* Yeah, yeah, here you go
*He gives her a complete breakfast and a cup of orange*
Ruby: *smiling* Why, thank you
Jaune: *kisses her forehead* Enjoy craterface
Weiss: Why do you always bring her breakfast and not the rest of us?
Nora: Yeah, Jaune-Jaune, why?
Jaune: Do any of you let me blow out your back whenever I'm stressed?
wbnr: *shocked*
Yang: *chokes* YOU WHAT?
Ruby: *enjoying her food*
Blake: So...
Jaune: So...
Blake: How's it been? Being with both Ruby and Weiss, I mean.
Jaune: They are challenging my mental fortitude and endangering my physical well-being.
Blake: Explain...
Jaune: You know those Vacuan Chillidogs?
Blake: Biggest sausage in a long bun on Remnant, yes.
Jaune: Ruby deep throated one, whilst maintaining direct eye-contact with me and without her teeth scraping either the bun or the sausage.
Blake: ...
Jaune: Yeah, I had that same blank, yet haunting, stare.
Blake: What... what did Weiss do?
Jaune: She combined Sword Swallowing with a Mistrali Salami.
Blake: That... that's a lot of sausage...
Jaune: My sanity is fraying, that's for sure.
Blake: Why's your body in danger? Aside from the obvious.
Jaune: Their sisters.
Blake: Yang and Winter? How?
Jaune: Yang sent me a video of her hand-loading Aura ripping shotgun shells.
Blake: Damn, those are really nasty. Expensive too!
Jaune: Tell me about it.
Blake: No need. What about Winter?
Jaune: She keeps sending me these strings of numbers. Every few minutes even. Here, see. *Shows Blake his Scroll*
Blake: Jaune... these are coordinates. Your coordinates. She's tracking your current location?! *Scroll pings* She sent an updated set just now!
Jaune: I know...
Blake: ...
Jaune: So yeah, kinda fearing for both my sanity and my body here.
Blake: May the Brother Gods grant you strength, endurance and willpower by the truckload.
The Bloodline
Scene: Jaune is running around rotating— why is he hiding, you ask? Well, it's because of—
Yang (furious, her eyes red): YOU WON'T HIDE FROM ME, ARC — I CAN FEEL YOU!!
Jaune (terrified, hiding from her): Yang, calm down.
Yang (still furious): I'LL CALM DOWN ONLY WHEN YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO!!
Jaune: You know I can't do that, it's awful.
Yang: YOU ARE GOING TO IMPREGNATE MY SISTER.
Jaune: I'm not doing that.
Yang: THE ROSE BLOODLINE MUST BE CONTINUED, DO YOU HEAR ME!!
And that's why Jaune is hiding from her. And why doesn't he ask Ruby for help? Well, for a very specific reason — she's currently being carried in her sister's arms, wearing a dopey grin on her face.
Suddenly Jaune knocks over a chair, and Yang spots him.
Yang: ARC, THERE YOU ARE!!
Jaune could do only one thing — run and scream like a little girl.
Jaune: AAAAAAAA!!
And Yang sprints after him.
Yang: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, ARC?! WHY WON'T YOU YIELD?! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR DESTINY!!!