Jul 7, 2025
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Jaune:*on the couch* Zzzzz
Yang:Y’know I see him sleep here more than in his room. What’s up with that?
Ruby:He likes to feel included, and doesn’t want to miss out if we decide to do something fun.
Yang:…Can we adopt him?
Ruby:No, but will you accept brother in law?
Yang:!?
Jaune:*opens eyes*
Ruby:What the- why are you never asleep when I need you to be!? It was a joke!
Pistol Strapped Legs
Yang: Why is Ruby’s skirt so short?!
Jaune: It's short so Ruby can easily grab the pistol she’s got strapped to her leg.
Yang: Okay, but it should be…?! How do you know that?
Jaune: She showed me.
Yang: Ruby showed you her legs?
Jaune: Just to show me the gun… and the throwing knives…
Yang: She has throwing knives strapped to her legs?
Jaune: I think… I can’t remember really, I was too distracted when she showed me.
Yang: Too distracted by the weapons Ruby has strapped to her legs?
Jaune: No, too distracted by her legs…
Yang: You were checking my sister out?!
Jaune: And… loving it!
Yang: I'm going to kill you.
Jaune: I regret nothing~!
When the battery charges more than expected ⚡️
Nora:Hey Jaune? Out of curiosity, what’s your opinion on bush?
Jaune:I’ve ran into a giant whale targeted to get blown up. You think I can’t handle?
Nora:…
Yang and Ren:What he said.
Jaune:In all seriousness, I do not care 90% of the time.
Blake:What’s the 10%
Jaune:If I groom myself in preparation for intimacy and my date doesn’t, I kinda feel like it meant more to me than it did to them.
Weiss:But yet you pout when I try to hold things off until I freshen up?
Jaune:We have had sex behind enemy lines in muggy conditions.
Weiss:*red* That’s not the standard.
Jaune:All I’m saying when it comes to anyone of you guys, I don’t think I could bring myself to care about little things like that.
Ruby:Marinated Weiss is an entirely different meal.
Weiss:Never say that again!?
Blake:I gotta step up my freakiness.
Yang:Or don’t. It’s fine!
Nora:Have I had marinated Ren?
Ruby:The number five at A Simple Wok
Ren:HAHAHA!
Yang:Ruby!
Weiss:Can she said that?
Ren:I’m glad she did! That’s insane; I love it.
Ruby:Dad would’ve been in stitches.
Mistakes were made
Weiss: So how's things holding up between you and Jaune?
Ruby: Oh, it's going alright.
Weiss: Really?
Ruby: Yea, why?
Weiss: Uh...
The two girls would be sitting on one end of the couch while Jaune sat on the other end, his arm in a cast.
Jaune: ....We tried a new teamwork move out. The results....weren't the best.
Ruby: Yeeaah, who could've guessed what would've happened if you tried holding up someone with a HIGHLY MODIFIED SNIPER RIFLE AGAINST A ONE-HANDED SHIELD?!
Jaune: I thought I could tank it!
Ruby: YOU- You, no talkie! Learn your lesson.
Blake: So...
Jaune: So...
Blake: How's it been? Being with both Ruby and Weiss, I mean.
Jaune: They are challenging my mental fortitude and endangering my physical well-being.
Blake: Explain...
Jaune: You know those Vacuan Chillidogs?
Blake: Biggest sausage in a long bun on Remnant, yes.
Jaune: Ruby deep throated one, whilst maintaining direct eye-contact with me and without her teeth scraping either the bun or the sausage.
Blake: ...
Jaune: Yeah, I had that same blank, yet haunting, stare.
Blake: What... what did Weiss do?
Jaune: She combined Sword Swallowing with a Mistrali Salami.
Blake: That... that's a lot of sausage...
Jaune: My sanity is fraying, that's for sure.
Blake: Why's your body in danger? Aside from the obvious.
Jaune: Their sisters.
Blake: Yang and Winter? How?
Jaune: Yang sent me a video of her hand-loading Aura ripping shotgun shells.
Blake: Damn, those are really nasty. Expensive too!
Jaune: Tell me about it.
Blake: No need. What about Winter?
Jaune: She keeps sending me these strings of numbers. Every few minutes even. Here, see. *Shows Blake his Scroll*
Blake: Jaune... these are coordinates. Your coordinates. She's tracking your current location?! *Scroll pings* She sent an updated set just now!
Jaune: I know...
Blake: ...
Jaune: So yeah, kinda fearing for both my sanity and my body here.
Blake: May the Brother Gods grant you strength, endurance and willpower by the truckload.