Jul 15
Friends to lovers Lancaster might as well be crack.
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Friends to lovers Lancaster might as well be crack.
Jaune:Zzzz
Ruby:….*holds his hand*
Jaune:*interlocks fingers*
Ruby:..Welp, guess I gotta marry him.
Yang:I don’t think-
Ruby:Nope, it’s fine. Already rationalizing it. Has to be done.
Ruby: Hey Jaune! Check out my new bunny suit!
Jaune: *Spits out drink and looks towards where Ruby was* Pfft- Y-YOUR WHAT?!
Ruby: *Dressed in a bunny onezie with floppy ears as she hopped around.* What? Don't tell me you don't like it! Hypocrite!
Jaune: Uh...uhm...i-it's looks great on you Rubes. I dig it fully.
Mentally in Jaune's mind: Am I no longer the cinnamon roll?
For a Test
Jaune was strolling down the academy hallway, enjoying his free time — until a certain little red hood appeared.
Ruby (smiling): Hey, Jaune!
Jaune (smiling back): Hey, Ruby!
Ruby: I have something to ask. We're best friends, right?
Jaune: Of course, the best in the world! What's going on?
Ruby winced ever so slightly at that.
Ruby: So, you know how people do certain things as a test — like getting a small pet to test their sense of responsibility?
Jaune: Okay… where are you going with this?
Ruby (slightly nervous): Well, the thing is — what if we had a test baby together, so that in the future we'd know what to do when we each find our other half? What do you say?
Jaune (seeing absolutely no scheme whatsoever): Sure, why not.
Years later…
Jaune is sitting in the living room taking care of his sixth test child. Ren is sitting beside him.
Jaune: After that we had a test wedding, went on test dates, bought a house, and that was… five years ago now.
Ren (skeptical): Don't you think Ruby did all of this on purpose to be with you?
Jaune (laughs ironically): Hahaha, me and Ruby? That super cool, beautiful huntress who deserves someone so much better than me? Yeah right, as if that's what's happening.
Ren glances past Jaune and sees Ruby caring for their children with genuine, undisguised love and contentment, gently rubbing her pregnant belly.
Ren (stares at Jaune blankly): You can't be serious.
Jaune: There's no way the IRS sent you!
Ruby: They did send me.
Jaune: The IRS wouldn't want me to take off my pants.
Ruby: Yes they would because you could be hiding money in their and thats why you dont work with them an I do!
Jaune: No!
Ruby: You owe the IRS like six or seven backshots~
Jaune: Backshots? Also don't do six-seven ever again and its not backshots, its Backpay!
Ruby: ...
Jaune: ...
Ruby: ...I like it when you correct me~
Jaune: No! Thats not what im trying to do! Im trying to get you out my fucking house!
Jaune: Its like eight pm! The iRS closes at five! Go home!
9 Days of Lancaster 2026
For convenience
This isn’t what it looks like
Snowed in
Others’s POV
Patching Injuries
Knights and Nobility
I love you
Marriage Pact
Epilogue Elopement
Dealer’s Choice
Ruby:*sketching weapons*
Jaune:….*picks her up*
Ruby:!?
Jaune:*places on lap* Zzzzz
Ruby:Am…I a weighted blanket to you?
Jaune:Pillow pet.
Ruby:I…don’t know how to feel about that.
Jaune:Zzzzz
Ruby:…*continues sketching*