#al pls

[silenthilllz]

he gives me second hand embarrassment

[mrs-jake-blues]

The way I feel about Jake is the way I feel about Michael and the way I feel about Michael is the way I feel about Jake

The way I feel about Bluto is the way I feel about Bobby Axel and the way I feel about Bobby Axel is the way I feel about Bluto

The way I feel about Wild Bill is the way I feel about Tony Montana and the way I feel about Tony Montana is the way I feel about Wild Bill

[puckishperyton]

“Unless I’ve been misinformed, restaurants use red and yellow in combination to stimulate hunger in their customers.”

[mrusofa]

he’s baked a ten layer cake and it’s just got to be decorated now. tomorrow. tomorrow.

[theperksofbeingabooknerd]

coworker: you look really happy, any guys who've caught your eye?

me: hahaha about that

[mrs-jake-blues]

The sexiest movie scenes ever are Bluto smashing the guitar, Jake’s puppy eyes and smirk, Michael’s murder strut

[mrs-jake-blues]

My fall plans:

Delta variant:

[mrs-jake-blues]

Me with Michael and Neri