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The brunette couldn’t help the small grin that played on her lips as she pecked his cheek to tease him. “You’re going to have to do better than that.”
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The brunette couldn’t help the small grin that played on her lips as she pecked his cheek to tease him. “You’re going to have to do better than that.”
"Happy Birthday, Nicky-doodles! Here's your present!" And Taylor Swify herself was tied up with duct tape over her mouth, trapped in a giant snowglobe.
“Dad what the fuck no! Oh my fucking God I’m never going to be allowed to go to one of her concerts again! Shit I know Terran’s your favourite but this is just an entirely new low for you!”
Which pizza is the pizza for you and me?
“Why are you talking to me Alan? There is no ‘you and me’.”
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"No, no! Please, don't kill me..." The actor gulped. "Who sent you? Cumberbatch? Hiddleston?"
“Don’t worry about it, Besides you’d never figure it out anyway.”
"I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug."
“Dude! get yo drunk ass off of my floor.”
*cough cough*
“Oh hey Alan. What’s up,” Joanne said brightly as she stood in front of her mirror.
Is it true that you would have Gabby's babies if she asked?
“No.”